Chance me for HYPSM!

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Afghan male. Sucky Public school. Ugh. Because I'm so smart.</p>

<p>UW GPA: 2.10
W GPA: 2.10
Rank: 520/531</p>

<p>SAT: 420 CR, 500 M, 480 W (1400 Single Sitting) yeah I know i'm so good.
ACT: 12 (E 15 M 13 R 1 S 19)
SAT2: 310 Math 2, 520 Chemistry, 500 USH, 540 Biology (yeah, I'm so good at these) </p>

<p>APs: No APs. I'm too smart for them.</p>

<p>Freshman year:
-regular Biology: B
-regular English 9: A+
-regular Algebra 2: F+
-Honors Precalc: D+
-Honors Western Civilization (History): A+ I've grown accustomed to your culture, friends.
-Intro to Drug Rehabilitation: C+
-Spanish 1: C+
-Health/Gym: B+/B+</p>

<p>Sophomore Year:
-regular Geometry: F+
-Drug rehabilitation: F+
-Honors U.S. History: D+
-Honors Chemistry: C+
-Honors English 10: C
-Spanish 2: A+
-Health/Gym: A+/A+ (I improved)</p>

<p>Junior Year:
-regular Chemistry: F+
- regular Honors Physics: D
-regular ceramics: A+
-U.S. History: A+ i love this country! The Taliban never taught me!
- English 11: C+
-Sociology: C-
-Spanish 4: F+</p>

<p>Dropped out x_x</p>

<p>ECs:
-rolling papers. Dispensing illicit materials; just like my idol Wiz Khalifa and soon to be idol Mac Miller.</p>

<p>Awards:
-arrested 15 times
-Science Olympiad - banned
-Swimming - restraining order for corrupting the aspiring athletic, nautical youth.
-released on $5000 bail. 'Rents weren't too happy.
-as a juvenile, I frequented the local correctional facility, as an inmate of course.
-$3,000 Scholarship Winner to a Drug Rehabilitation Center
-Banned from entering school
-Art displayed in Bethlehem’s Cultural Arts and Education Center</p>

<p>Community Service (bout 2000 total):
-2000 hours community service in exchange for freedom.</p>

<p>Work:
- ^^ community service for my vices
- Private ladies instructor in visceral pursuits. Work with ages 18 - 25 only please</p>

<p>Essays should be fantastic! I'll write of my drug life.</p>

<p>Colleges, in order of preference:
(1) Harvard
(2) Yale
(3) MIT
(4) Princeton
(5) Columbia
(6) Princeton
(7) Standford
(8) Cornell</p>

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<p>I laughed at how NOT funny this is. ■■■■■</p>

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<p>Arrested 15 times??? Congrats! Also, I applaud you in your decision to drop out. With EC’s like yours, who needs school? Harvard shouldn’t be a problem for a talented, intelligent young man like you!</p>

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<p>The community service might be enough to pull you in.</p>

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<p>What commitment!</p>

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<p>Joke around goof balls like this clown are the reason my honest chance question will never get seen
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?p=12778045[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?p=12778045&lt;/a&gt;
please chance me!</p>

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<p>Cool it CollegeOrCod. It’s just a little fun. Get a sense of humor kiddo.
I’ve had actual chances on this website if you look at my profile and I will chance you.</p>

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<p>Lol thanks man</p>

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<p>Well, you definitely have a personality! That’s what colleges are looking for, right?</p>

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<p>You WILL get in!!! They might even give you a full-ride. :smiley:
/sarcasm send</p>

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<p>This made me laugh so hard by the end…knowing Asian (of any ethnicity) parents, you’d be dead before you finished posting this if it were real XDD</p>

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<p>Haha man I’m actually Indian. If any of this were to happen…I wouldn’t be writing this right now…</p>