Chance me for Ivy League schools!

<p>*edited!</p>

<p>Hi, guys! My name is Mere and I'd like to see my chance for getting into Ivy League schools...
I know it's early since I'm applying to college at the end of this year or in the beginning of the next year.
I'm a Korean girl who moved to the United States exactly 2 years ago.
When I first came to this country, I couldn't say a word in English.
However, I passed all the E.S.L. classes in a year, and right after getting out of E.S.L., I got into a regular Eng class for a semester and then into AP Lang.
I was a straight A student and finished the first semester of my junior year about a month ago, but now I'm currently unschooled for private reasons. I've always taught myself and took the AP exams last year without having taken classes at school, but it was enough for me to get the scores below. I am planning to take more this year!
(I'm turning 19 in 2 months if anyone is interested...)</p>

<p>So, here we are...
Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown, and (not one of the Ivys, but) Stanford! :)
Please do me a favor!
* I have no need for a scholarship. *
(It'd be greatly appreciated if you could tell me what I can do more to get into one of those schools!)</p>

<p>Objective:
• SAT I (breakdown): 2380 (780 CR, 800 M, 800 W)
• ACT: None</p>

<p>• SAT II: 800 Lit, 800 US, 800 World, 800 Bio, 800 Math 2, 780 Spanish, 800 French.</p>

<p>• Unweighted GPA (out of 4.0): see above
• Rank (percentile if rank is unavailable): x</p>

<p>• AP (place score in parenthesis): 5 Lang, 5 US, 5 Bio, 5 Macro, 5 Micro, 5 Psyco, 5 Lit, 5 Art History, 5 Euro</p>

<p>• IB (place score in parenthesis): n/a
• Senior Year Course Load: n/a
• Major Awards (USAMO, Intel etc.): n/a</p>

<p>Subjective:
• Extracurriculars :
- tutoring elementary school kids who were struggling with specific subjects (volunteer; mostly Bio and Eng)
- having served as a TA in English classes in one of the local high schools (volunteer; for 2 years I think)
- I'm a young CEO. I have a business that is going pretty well, and I'm making good money out of it (can't post details about it, but this is one of the reasons I checked out of high school)</p>

<p>• Job/Work Experience: the business I mentioned above.</p>

<p>• Volunteer/Community service: see Extracurriculars and Summer Activities</p>

<p>• Summer Activities:
- a 2 week program in South Africa where I took care of lion cubs who had been completely abandoned by their moms(volunteer)
- teaching English in China, Thailand and South Africa(volunteer)
- programs in South Africa and Peru where I helped build schools for kids(volunteer)
- several summer classes at Oxford University (business, literature & writing) and at Cambridge University (bio & business)</p>

<p>• Essays: I haven't written a word yet...</p>

<p>• Teacher Recommendation: Lang teacher who was so close to me (I took AP Lang before I checked out of school); ESL teacher who adored me a lot (I had been in ESL before I took AP Lang)</p>

<p>• Counselor Rec: I can get one from my "ex" counselor.</p>

<p>• Additional Rec: also planning to get a rec letter from Dr. R. who loves me and keeps in touch with me! She is the one who knows me the most.</p>

<p><other>
• State (if domestic applicant): CA, but planning to move either to MA or to NY.
• Country (if international applicant): US citizen.
• School Type: n/a
• Ethnicity: Asian
• Gender: F
• Income Bracket: prefer not to say but have no need for a scholarship!
• Hooks (URM, first generation college, etc.): n/a</other></p>

<p>It is amazing that you came to the states two years ago and made the most of it. Don’t worry about your age too much. Not sure how your senior year will be understood but by looking at your past grades, SAT and other factors, you are a very bright student. I think you will be likely at Brown and for other four, all I have to say is good luck. You basically are a very solid student and I think you have chances in all schools you are applying to. I think you should add 2 or 3 more schools, maybe one sort of safety school (BU, possibly some UCs,) and one or two match schools (Cornell, Duke, Chicago etc) I wish you a good luck.</p>

<p>I am confused. Will you be graduating from high school? If so, when? If not, why not? A high school diploma is required for admission to these colleges. if you have dropped out of high school, returning to high school should be your priority. Because, without that diploma you will not be at attending ANY of these schools.</p>

<p>In all honesty, I really do not believe any of your post. But hey…enjoy your laugh…</p>

<p>It always puzzles me why some go to the trouble to make up posts like this. Any theories as to why someone would? Is it just for yuk yuks?</p>