Chance me!!!! hella intense

Colleges & Universities A-Z University of Illinois - Urbana-Champaign
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<p>Hey bros chance me,</p>

<p>I go to this school for special people.....
let me get started
just some basic numbers
gpa 999
class rank 100% 1020/1020 (i know its worst student but hella hard back country school)
dude this shat is intense
sat score i project a range 0-2400, somewhere there maybe lower, hella hard
act i got a 36</p>

<p>Clubs:
GSA
class officer
president of FBLA AND DECA</p>

<p>Personal Info:
height 8' 11''
weight 60 lbs or kgs i don't remember
my idol:
best</a> of craigslist: Best. Roommate. Ever.
favorite musician: Nickleback
My motto: what others can do, don't bother, do what only u can do, explore latent homosexual tendencies, embrace ice cream</p>

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<p>Definitely Harvard material which will surely recognize the Kaczynski-like qualities.</p>

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<p>I recommend encouraging 1019 seniors in your class to drop out, thus placing you in the top 10% of your class. Other than that, you’re golden.</p>

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<p>I’m going to need your credit card number, social security number, and the name of your first pet to give you an accurate chance of admission.</p>

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<p>Ratib Farraj Almasi
705 Woodhill Avenue
Glen Burnie, MD 21061</p>

<p>Phone:410-768-9352</p>

<p>Website: PubicityAid.com</p>

<p>Email Address: <a href="mailto:RatibFarrajAlmasi@teleworm.com">RatibFarrajAlmasi@teleworm.com</a>
Password:da2useeK0h</p>

<p>Mother’s Maiden name: Ghanem</p>

<p>Birthday:August 7, 1942 (69 years old) <-don’t tell anyone</p>

<p>MasterCard:5419 4371 3288 8445
Expires:10/2015</p>

<p>SSN:219-36-4223</p>

<p>UPS Tracking Number:1Z 628 516 18 3626 892 7</p>

<p>Blood type:A+</p>

<p>Weight: 60 pounds or kgs idk</p>

<p>Height:8’ 11"</p>

<p>Occupation/previous work experiences:
experienced bra fitter
PlayStation Brand Ambassador
Eyebrow Threading
Administraive/ Secretary
Finish Carpenter
Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon
Nail Tech
Remedy Engineer
Saltlick Cashier
Molecular Biologist II
Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Hotel Housekeepers
Preschool Teacher #4065
glac</p>

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<p>yeah i think my econ teacher hinted that only way to shift resources curve is to actually get rid of people, about 1019 will do</p>

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<p>thanks man u too</p>

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<p>I still need the name of your first pet. Your birthplace would be helpful, too.</p>

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<p>My first pet name: Gaye Barr Frank Enstein </p>

<p>birth place: Assawoman Virginia
[google</a> maps - Google Maps](<a href=“Google Maps”>Google Maps)
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<p>Think it’s kind of reach man, sorry. Try to improve your test scores and get a few more extra curriculars.</p>

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<p>Do you have any work experience or volunteer service? Or any current research projects.</p>

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<p>definitely IVIES… man , try MIT though…</p>

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<p>good chance with the weight, upper 75th percentile. I think you’re in</p>

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<p>just looked into your UPS tracking number. you’re in.</p>

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<p>Get that ACT up, and you’re in.</p>

<p>(I’m sorry… But this is one of the funniest threads I have every laid eyes upon!)</p>