Chances at JHU-HILARIOUS JOKE WITHIN!!!!

Colleges & Universities A-Z Johns Hopkins University
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<p>I'm a white, upper middle class male from Illinois. here are my stats:</p>

<p>GPA: 4.81 (out of 5.3), which puts me in the top 10.5% of my class at a very competitive school. Would be 5.0 out of 5.3 and top 5-6% without freshman year.</p>

<p>old SAT: 710 v, 720 m
new SAT: 750 v, 690 m, 790 w
ACT: 33</p>

<p>ECs:
Editor of paper 9th and 10th grade
Editor-in-chief 12th grade
Co-head Democrat club
Co-head Latin club (not hispanic club, i mean the Roman language)
Amnesty International (member)
Natl. Honors Society, blah blah blah
Silver medalist Natl. Latin Exam</p>

<p>And, as a bonus for anyone reading these, here's a little joke that I think is funny, but you may not:</p>

<p>Best pickup line ever: Does this smell like chloroform to you?</p>

<p>To anyone who has already seen this joke, I apologize. I've got nothing else.(suggestions welcome for my other chances threads)</p>

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<p>Hey, to make things easier, why don't you just tell us the two or three schools that you DON'T want to go to, that way you don't have to post this message on every board.</p>

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<p>Jokes aren't as funny when you have to tell people that they are hilarious. Lol.</p>

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<p>bump.........</p>

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<p>lol odyssey I thought you included a joke just so that someone will look at it. What's the joke anyway, I don't get it?</p>