Chances at Penn-UPROARIOUS JOKE WITHIN!

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<p>I am interested in Penn, but im not sure about my stats:</p>

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<li>White upper-middle-class male</li>
<li>Top 10% weighted GPA at EXTREMELY competitive public HS (top 5/6% without freshman year)</li>
<li>old SAT: 710 v, 720 m</li>
<li>new SAT: 750 cr, 690 m, 790 w</li>
<li>ACT: 33</li>
<li>Will take 6 APs by end of senior year</li>
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<p>ECs:

  • editor of paper 9th and 10th grade
  • editor-in-chief 12th grade
  • Co-head Democrat club
  • Co-head Latin club
  • Amnesty International
  • Natl. Latin Honors Society
  • Silver Medalist Natl. Latin exam</p>

<ul>
<li>Leaning toward liberal arts for major</li>
</ul>

<p>As an extra bonus for anyone taking time to offer their advice, here’s a little joke:</p>

<p>Best Pickup Line Ever: Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?</p>

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<p>Your scores and ECs are decent enough. If you have pretty good essays, you'd have a reasonable shot, but still a crapshoot. Advice: maybe try to use that sense of humor to your advantage by incorporating it into your essays or something</p>

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<p>Decent shot. Try to get a better joke, though.</p>

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<p>Go for it! I think you've got a shot. Improve your chance by doing some community service.</p>

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<p>Better pick up line: Have you heard my musical lighter yet?</p>

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<p>...........bump</p>

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<p>Best pick up line:.... Well? It's not just going to suck itself!</p>

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<p>HAHAHAHA muppet's wins.</p>

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<p>bump..........</p>