<p>oh yea..i got into harvard, it was easy
all i did:
-cured 2 forms of cancer (breast and colin)
-best violinist in us (200 thousand dollar scholarship to julliard i turneed down)
-first teen to create their own rocketship and get to jupiter
-ate a ten foot sub to impress my interviewer
-built 400, 000 condiminiums for hurrican katrina victims
-guinness book of world records-ugliest foot in history</p>
<p>BEAT THAT
HARVARD OHHHH SEEEVEEEEEN....yay!</p>
<p>Hmph...that's nothing.</p>
<p>I....</p>
<ul>
<li>Cured AIDS with my mighty mighty powers.</li>
<li>Designed the Three Gorges Dam.</li>
<li>I am the messiah.</li>
<li>I have my own cult and billions of people across the world worship me.</li>
<li>I can pat my tummy and rub my head at the same time.</li>
<li>I make Takeru Kobayashi's accomplishments in the I.F.O.C.E. look like a newborn suckling on his momma's breast.</li>
<li>I qualified for 10 olympic teams...including curling.</li>
<li>Gisele Bundchen ain't got nothin' on me.</li>
<li>I have laser vision.</li>
<li>I can time travel.</li>
<li>Many of Mozart's masterpieces, including his requiem, are actually some doodles I did in pre-k. </li>
<li>I'm novemnonalingual. </li>
</ul>
<p>All my other accomplishments are petty and given out to everyone (nobel prize, 3 purple hearts, pulitzer prize, box of oscar's, etc.) so I don't want to list them on my resume.</p>
<p>harvard2727: if you don't get in, i don't know who will</p>
<p>haha thats funny</p>