Clam fart! Oh my God... What did I do?!

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.</p>

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<p>this deserves another bump</p>

<p>so BUMP! 17 years oh my god</p>

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<p>Oh my. This is a dilemma indeed.</p>

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<p>LEAVE IT! I think they’ll laugh and see a sense of humour that a lot of others don’t have. Good luck :)</p>

<p>Chance me?
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/1106397-chances-northwestern-ill-chance-back.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/1106397-chances-northwestern-ill-chance-back.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>lawl there’s a new urban dictionary definition for clam fart</p>

<p>[Urban</a> Dictionary: clam fart](<a href=“http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clam+fart]Urban”>Urban Dictionary: Clam Fart)</p>

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<p>lool 190 up and 13 down</p>

<p>that’s pretty good =]</p>

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<p>*this happened like two admissions cycles ago. and the person got in. *</p>

<p>OMG…the kid was accepted! LOL</p>

<p>My household is practically rolling on the floor over this thread.</p>

<p>(Actually, it makes me wonder if this demonstrates that adcoms don’t really read all the crap people list as ECs.)</p>

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<p>I still love this.</p>

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<p>not only did this make me laugh so hard I almost cried (thank you for reviving this Tenors) it make me feel a little better about my app. If clam fart can get into Yale…
well, maybe I should have started Clam Farting a few years ago. Seems like a great EC.</p>

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<p>i laughed so hard at this, you dont even know</p>

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<p>Ahh, I remember this. :D</p>

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<p>wait, how do you guys know he’s not a ■■■■■?</p>

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<p>We don’t, but funny trolls are still worth reading.</p>

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<p>One of the funniest things I have ever seen!</p>

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<p>I wonder if they thought he was trying to add humor to his application. And LOL he was accepted.</p>

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<p>i am contemplating this.</p>

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<p>this is really, really amazing.</p>

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<p>Well, if this is true…congrats OP, you now have something amusing to tell your children. Or just something to look back at and laugh over.</p>

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<p>Nothing to add here, really. I just think that with the start of September and the college application season, the clam fart thread ought to be bumped back to the top of the forum. Taking on college applications with a sense of humor can only be an asset. :)</p>

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<p>This still makes me laugh out loud.</p>