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Huh? Haverford has sports? Other than pickup cricket on weekends? (OK, I know it does have sports, but I also know beyond a shadow of a doubt that it does not have anything resembling sports EMPHASIS. This may take the prize as the single most irrational response ever. But it probably reflects Haverford’s efforts to convince kids that they shouldn’t reject it out of hand just because they like sports.) </p>
<p>I think we should all acknowledge that, while there are undoubtedly bad tour guides out there, and good tour guides who have bad days, no tour guide is going to bat 1.000. My daughter’s own irrational reaction at Brown is a case in point. Our tour guide there was an absolute paragon of American young womanhood – articulate, friendly, extremely pretty, enthusiastic, tall, sporty. Had my son been there, he would have been wrapped around her finger and his tongue would have been hanging out of his mouth, and he doesn’t even usually like blondes that much. </p>
<p>Now, all those qualities may well have been threatening to my cynical, hipster daughter, except that in real life there are several women like that whom she counts among her friends. But she KNOWS those women. This one, she couldn’t forgive for being too shiny, for mentioning the mall and a frat without sneering, and for not having any interest in the fabulous sculptures that dot the campus. She couldn’t even really claim that she thought the tour guide was representative of women at Brown, since after the tour she spent a couple of hours with a friend there who is short, brown-haired, unathletic, and academically intense. It didn’t matter.</p>