Colombia University -- What's the hype about?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>thou dost protest too much</p>

102

<p>^^^Yes, but I’m fashionably late. ^Thou quoteth incorrectethly.</p>

103

<p>I wasn’t quoting anything</p>

104

<p>Ah, I see, so the words just flowed from your creativity.</p>

105

<p>No, I think it was my keyboard.</p>

106

<p>Then your keyboard is guilty of plagiarism!</p>

<p>Guilty!
Guilty, I say!!!</p>

107

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I feel like not pretending I didn’t know what you were saying would be an assault on intelligence, so I am, in fact, going to pretend that you never typed this.</p>

108

<p>I hate when people make assumptions.</p>

109

<p>I make assumptions all the time in my math HW.</p>

<p>It’s the way the game is played.</p>

110

<p>Without assumptions, than you can easily be a space creature.</p>

<p>SPAAACE CREATTUREE!111!1 RUN!!!</p>

<p>How would I of known you were a girl. Assumptions are everything.</p>

111

<p>How could you have known if I was a boy?</p>

112

<p>subjunctive, people</p>

113

<p>Indicative, men</p>

114

<p>Because your existence on the internet makes people automatically assume you are a boy. And because boys are usually more offended when you call them a girl than the reverse on the internetz.</p>

115

<p>Assumptions are never justified.</p>

116

<p>Then I will not assume that you are telling me the truth about being female.</p>

117

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Just wanted to share.</p>

118

<p>Thank you. :p</p>

119

<p>It’s an honest mistake.</p>