<p>^lol, the Sonic Hedgehog was named after the video game character btw :P. its a play on words</p>
<p>Q: "Whats the difference between a garden hose and a urethra?"
A: "Well let me tell you, theres a vas deferens..."</p>
<p>Narcissa: yeah, that's why I thought it was funny LOL :P</p>
<p>A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender refuses to take the order.</p>
<p>The mushroom says, "Oh come on bartender. I'm a fungi"</p>
<p>Fungi. Fun guy. It's better when it's verbally told :)</p>
<p>Q: What did the DNA say to the promoter as it started moving down the chromosome?</p>
<p>A: TATA</p>
<p>Well, this isn't a line or anything but when we were learning about the bundles of hiss, our whole class thought our teacher said the bundles of pi ss >_>"""</p>
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Yes, for a time, there was also a "Pokemon" gene (it caused cancer!), but Nintendo threatened to sue, so it was regrettably changed to something scientific.</p>
<p>if you write it in spanish, you can replace "amigas" with "amoebas":</p>
<p>La clase de biologia es muy interesante, no crees, mis amoebas?!?!</p>
<p>HAHA. -.-</p>
<p>Quote:oh like BOOBS?
Of course like boobs</p>
<p>yeah BOOBS come on now guys</p>
<p>in calculus, we were learning the quotient rule for derivatives, and my teacher told us a quick alliteration to make it easy to remember: ho d hi, minus hi d ho, all over ho ho. </p>
<p>... So there's a ho in every corner? </p>
<p>BHAHAHAH just imagine your math classroom with a ho in every corner!</p>
<p>I have a super corny chem joke:</p>
<p>Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. One of them goes, "Dude, I think I lost an electron!" and the other one goes, "Are you sure?" He replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"</p>
<p>"We're not sure, we're HIV positive"</p>
<p>-stole that from cartman</p>