<p>sleeping with my sophomore history teacher wuld not be that bad of a thing........... lolol jk kinda</p>
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<p>This wish is granted, but you go insane due to lack of hope for the future that your life spirals downward making you commit suicide.</p>
<p>I wish I knew if I made it into state solo competition.</p>
<p>You find out that you made it, but your best friend's funeral is on that day :(</p>
<p>I wish I had a time machine.</p>
<p>This wish is granted, but I am laughing at you because you didn't make it.</p>
<p>I wish I could wish.</p>
<p>Wish is granted but you can only wish for painful things to happen to yourself.</p>
<p>I wish that I knew I MADE IT into state solo festival.</p>
<p>granted but the festival is cancelled the day before it is to being</p>
<p>I wish I had everything i wanted which includes a world that cant be destroyed and my living at least 50 more years.</p>
<p>Wish granted, but everyone on earth dies except you. </p>
<p>I wish to never have Alzheimer's disease.</p>
<p>Yes, but you get terrible amnesia that realates to Alzhiemers, but twice as worse.</p>
<p>I wish I could share my writing with my mom, and have her not mock it, even in jest.</p>
<p>She does not mock it but instead steals it and wins the pulitzer claiming it as her own.</p>
<p>I wish the tournament I'd directing tomorrow goes well.</p>
<p>Wish granted, but you get killed in a freak car accident.</p>
<p>I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.</p>
<p>^you dont have to wake up early tomorow, but you find out your favorite singer/celebrity was at the place you were supposed to be at.
or.
you dont have to wake up tomorow, but your parents found out you ditched responsibility and are making you wake up at 5AM every weekend from now on.</p>
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<p>i wish my parents bought me insurance so i can drive.</p>
<p>Your parents bought the insurance, but for some reason papers weren't filed correctly, you get in an accident and now have to drive with special high risk insurance. </p>
<p>I wish the third season of Burn Notice was out.</p>
<p>I have no idea what Burn Notice is, but dont worry its 3rd season will be out.</p>
<p>I wish I could get a job at this really really delicious bakery that specializes in mousse cakes.</p>
<p>You get a job at the bakery, but you become morbidly obese from sampling the cakes.</p>
<p>I wish I didn't have to pay $200 to be in Youth Symphony.</p>
<p>You don't have to pay, but you break your instrument and thus pay 4000 for a new one.</p>
<p>I wish there were more hours in a day.</p>
<p>There will be more hours each day, but you waste them on College Confidential LOL. </p>
<p>I wish I won the lottery for 3 million dollars.</p>
<p>You could win the lottery, but get robbed of the money anyways, so just go get a can of soda and relax on CC.</p>
<p>I wish that I did not have tennis tryouts on Monday.</p>
<p>There are no tennis tryouts because the team roster has been determined already and you're not on it.</p>
<p>I wish my friends were less asexual.</p>
<p>Your friends are no longer asexual, instead they are homosexual prostitutes. </p>
<p>I wish I was going to state for debate.</p>
<p>Wish granted but instead you fall madly in love with Veggie Boy (Yes, you know who I mean Journalismbuddah) while you're there, and have little debate vegetarian newspaper babies with him, oh and you loose every single round because you're too preoccupied with this new (non-platonic) relationship.</p>
<p>I wish I liked math, and that my math teacher wasn't a jerk.</p>