<p>It's better but the lives of your friends suck so they don't want to hang out and you're all alone.</p>
<p>I wish I didn't have this stupid dance thing to go to.</p>
<p>You don't have to go to this stupid dance, but you end up a spinister for the rest of ur life because you just missed your chance to meet ur 'soul mate' that just happened to be at that dance.</p>
<p>I wish my school would finish earlier instead of on June 22.</p>
<p>It does but you now graduate a year later.</p>
<p>I wish stupid people would stop posting on cc.</p>
<p>They do...but we're all stupid, so there's no one left</p>
<p>I wish bagels were bigger.</p>
<p>They become bigger... and also sentient. Sentient enough to fight back and start eating humans.</p>
<p>I wish idiots like the WBC would stop existing.</p>
<p>WBC doesn't exist, but you have successfully taken he/she's place. </p>
<p>I wish there were more debate tournaments this semester.</p>
<p>@journalism - WBC = Westborough Baptist Church. Look them up. It's bad.</p>
<p>There are no more debate tournaments, so your debate coach makes it mandatory to go to all of the school sport events. </p>
<p>I wish colleges wouldn't send me scary emails that cause me to have panic attacks.</p>
<p>They stop sending scary emails, but now they refuse to talk to you at all and you will never know whether you got in anywhere or not.</p>
<p>I wish my mom didn't care that I got mostly B's this nine weeks.</p>
<p>She doesn't care about your B's because she doesn't care about you at all anymore.</p>
<p>I wish I had more self control and didn't procrastinate.</p>
<p>You do: now you have OCD.</p>
<p>I wish I could do more with my life.</p>
<p>you do more with your life, you even get married to this hot, busty girl.
however, she soon becomes saggy and you find yourself flirting with your co-worker. you have an affair and your wife finds out and sues you for all you've got...she wins.</p>
<p>I wish i could get my license soon...</p>
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you do more with your life, you even get married to this hot, busty girl.
however, she soon becomes saggy and you find yourself flirting with your co-worker. you have an affair and your wife finds out and sues you for all you've got...she wins.
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<p>that's not happening unless my sexual orientation suddenly changes</p>
<p>--
continuing the game:</p>
<p>you are a kid again, but the retarded one</p>
<p>i wish i had friends i could go partying with</p>
<p>You get friends, party, get drunk, get high, lose control, and find yourself in the hospital the next morning.</p>
<p>I wish I had stronger calf muscles.</p>
<p>you do, because you're drafted into the army</p>
<p>i wish for an end to silly flamewars</p>