<p>Wish granted, but you fall madly in love with your math teacher. your relationship gets found out and it gets turned into a nation wide scandal. and while you do like math, you suck at it, and thats not the only thing you will be sucking at......</p>
<p>I wish i had a new newspaper teacher.</p>
<p>You get a new newspaper teacher, but it turns out its a man who your current teacher falls madly in love with. (Wow, we like love today :P) The current one insists on staying just to make sure her "cuddle bug" as she thusly calls him knows the ropes well enough and which students to hate. She brainwashes him into believing you're an evil alien vampire out to suck his blood and he stabs a steak through your heart after kicking you off the newspaper staff. Oh and your current newspaper teacher laughs menichally as you die. :D</p>
<p>I wish I knew if I made it into the writing camps I want to go to, and that I made it with heavy financial aid.</p>
<p>Your father dies of cancer... pancreatic caner</p>
<p>I wish everyone in the world died</p>
<p>^ He's already dead... (Actually I'm not even kidding... But that would have been a good lie of a comeback.)</p>
<p>wish granted. </p>
<p>You find out, but you DIDN'T make it, and instead of giving you financial aid, they take it away from you, yes you heard me right, they are stealing from you. So instead you seek lessons from Mr. Frode, for whom you have steamy desires for. To your surprise he fulfills them. You two have offspring that are bald and look like they are sixty. Only to your despair, you read the letter wrong, you did make it, so the affair wasn't worth anything.
Oh well, you got your two sons out of it Cleetus and Billy Jo.</p>
<p>I wish my bestfriend was a raunchy drag queen hooker.</p>
<p>Your best friends (not me) is a raunchy drag queen hooker but she, (she's one of those double drag queens, a girl that dresses as a guy dressing as a girl) asks you to join her, and being the wonderful friend you are you dress up in the same way. She takes one look at you like this and decides she wants to be your lesbian lover. When you refuse she sends a hit (wo)man after you (also known as your current debate coach), but she also decides that she's madly in love with you. (After all you did do well at districts, which is a huge turn on with her.), but when you refuse her she gets Veggi Boy to help and now you're stuck in a horrible love traingle with those two, because you secretly love him. It's actually more of a love quadrilateral because we can't forget about this best friend either. After you reject each person the love shape grows larger, up until it is a decagon consisting of that Harry Potter kid in English (you know which one), the debate coach, veggi boy, that best friend, the Basoon/Obama loving kid, the school band director, you first semester bio teacher, you English teacher last year, your science teacher last year and your global perspectives teacher last year. :) </p>
<p>I wish my friends weren't so twisted. (Ok, maybe I don't, but for the sake of this thread I do.)</p>
<p>Your friends are less twisted, but all have AIDS that they gave to each other before they became less twisted.</p>
<p>I wish I had more gummy frogs to eat.</p>
<p>You have more gummy frogs but as you put them into your mouth they turn real and as you swallow them they lay eggs in your stomach so you eventually have frogs hatching in your stomach. </p>
<p>I wish I were to have Monday off school this upcoming week...</p>
<p>You have monday off....but you get hit by a bus. you wake up in a dark room, you hear a very familiar voice. it sounds like a former debate coach. she rapes you. the end.</p>
<p>i wish i had my nails done.</p>
<p>You get your nails done, but instead of by a professional its done by your English teacher from the previoius year. She is wearing butt-less chaps at the same time, and constantly must bend over to get something she has dropped. Her husband, (remember, he's a biker dude) walks in and sees you and her, and her pantless, and gets very jealous. He then procedes to beat you into a pulp as your past English teacher tries to hit on you.</p>
<p>I wish I had my solo for tuba down perfect.</p>
<p>You master the solo, but in the middle of your performance the tuba turns to pure gold, slips out of your hands and crushes your right leg, permanently crippling you.</p>
<p>I wish my computer was faster.</p>
<p>Your computer is upgraded by an extremely intelligent Asian teenager, but when he realizes that you have cookies saved from College Confidential, he sees you as a competitor at his first-choice college and decides to sabotage your applications by sending naked pictures of you (which you saved on your computer, pervert) to all of the admissions officers at the schools you applied to.</p>
<p>I wish I knew who my real daddy was.</p>
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<p>They really aren't that heavy. :D</p>
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Your computer goes faster, but its at super sonic speed for five minutes and then crashes in entirety.</p>
<p>^ You didn't make a wish... well, that was fail.</p>
<p>@ Quaker: I feel so bad corrupting that, lol. But, um, he turns out to be your brother?</p>
<p>I wish I was accepted to my first choice school on full scholarship.</p>
<p>Oh...oops.</p>
<p>^
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<p>There. Fixed it ;) Your leg should be properly crushed now...</p>
<p>I wish I owned a very large diamond.</p>
<p>you are, and then you have to drop out because you're pregnant</p>
<p>i wish i had a lifetime supply of astronaut ice cream</p>
<p>Ah! Pure gold tuba. I want one now, regardless of the leg crippling. :)</p>
<p>You get your ice cream but it's all poisened. </p>
<p>I wish I didn't have to do my laundry or my math homework.</p>
<p>^ You don't, but that's because you've been in a horrible accident and are now in a coma.</p>
<p>I wish college was less work and more play.</p>
<p>it is, because you transferred to a state school</p>
<p>i wish my stuffed animals could talk</p>