<p>"Teacher: I regret everything I've done. If I've done it, I regret it."</p>
<p>Lol! </p>
<p>Here's a conversation from a keyboarding class:
Student: Guess what?
Teacher: what?
Student: You're my favorite teacher! I signed up for all your classes next year so I'll have a schedule full of you!
Teacher: I think I'm going to quit.
*I think the teacher is quitting, but not for that reason.</p>