<p>Spanish teacher “retired early” when the school found out she was showing unapproved movies.</p>
<p>I think so.</p>
<p>Edit-- What happened to the post above mine?</p>
<p>The most intense suspension at my school is this one time when this kid(call him Rick) gave a HAIRCUT to the one sitting in front of him(call him Tom). Basically Rick always used to kick Tom’s seat and Tom would tell him to stop but Rick never would. So one day Tom insulted him in front of the whole class and it was pretty damn funny. He said his mom had one leg so she works at Ihop and stuff life that. Tom was sent to the principals office for doing that. The next day, since Rick did not take this lightly, he brought a clipper the next day and shaved the back of Toms head. There was a giant bald spot in the back of his head and Rick was suspended.</p>
<p>How about the girl who was caught drinking vodka in PE and was NOT suspended…</p>
<p>Elementary school-
-Kid suspended for 5 days for bringing an ILLEGAL knife to school. He only brought it to show it off.</p>
<p>Middle school-
-Kid throws lock at some kid’s head. His head was bleeding. Suspended for 5 days.
-Some kids suspended for tabletopping some kid where he broke his arm.
-Some kids expelled for having drugs
No suspensions, but funny. Some semi-special mean fat girl fell into a tree and got stuck. They tied her to a golf cart and used that to pull her out. It was a tree in the shape of a v. After that event, the tree had just a single trunk.</p>
<p>High school
-Kids expelled in ecstasy ring. One had a great chance of becoming a pro baseball player.
-Kid suspended for sending a bad message to someone on the school computers using cmd. He sent it to the wrong person.</p>
<p>It seems like your schools are very harsh. A lot of kids smoke pot in the bathroom, during PE, and under the bleachers during football games.</p>
<p>For a senior prank this year, a couple of kids tried to teepee the school. So they got up on the roof and they accidentally knocked their ladder over and got stuck up there in the middle of the night. They ended up freaking out and calling the police for help, so the police showed up and these guys were all crying and they got both arrested and suspended XD</p>
<p>Things resulting in suspension/expulsion:</p>
<p>In middle school, 2 8th graders and a 7th grader (2 guys and a girl, but unsure of gender-grade mix) were caught having a threesome in a bathroom when a teacher walked in. It was in the local paper…</p>
<p>In high school, like a year or two ago, a kid with mental problems (who would put thumbtacks on the desk and slam his forehead into them) was expelled for masturbating in class. Blatantly. It was a law class and the teacher was describing the characteristics of dead bodies. He was charged with a crime, but it would have been a felony had there been someone under 16 in the room (it was a class for juniors and seniors, though).</p>
<p>There have been assorted fights of individuals, large groups, or “gangs” (laughable). Many suspensions and expulsions there (one girl ripped out the hair braids of another in a fight, and bystanders collected them as “souvenirs”)</p>
<p>Things not resulting in suspension/expulsion:</p>
<p>Also, a few years ago, two people had sex while slow dancing at prom. Only students knew, though, so they weren’t punished. (on a related note, one of my friends was searched for weapons when he wore a trench coat to prom)</p>
<p>Oh, then there was a local media frenzy when a group of students set up a website like (name of county)recovery.org, to try to help the county recover from the economic downturn. First off, I’d like to say that both Republicans and Democrats (probably more Republicans) were in this group of students. Well, they got all the students of the school (2000ish) crowded out on the football field, with some of the students in a helicopter above, hanging a banner about recovery, and a bunch of local tv cameras, and started chanting “Yes We Can!”. I live in a Republican district. HELL BROKE LOOSE. One parent was in the newspaper, screaming about if her kid ran for Congress and this footage of chanting “Yes We Can” was found. Unfortunately, I didn’t know this at the time (until the newspaper article and additional details from an old teacher I visit) because I wasn’t maintaining a presence at the school that semester. This next year I’m making a Socialist Revolution Club (many have expressed interest, and a couple friends started a Republican Party Club last year), and people tell me they think parents will freak out.</p>
<p>^#1. How do you masturbate during a talk about dead bodies? Interested, in Necrophilia?</p>
<h1>2. How do you have sex while slow dancing?</h1>
<p>Re: #1 - See “mental problems”
Re: #2 - I’m not really sure (maybe zipper + dress pulled up in front + taller girl)</p>
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<p>wow, that kid is intense :O</p>
<p>^ haha yeah, that kid is insane.</p>
<p>@kenzie1992, almost the same thing happened at my school. the principal wanted to give them felonies though, haha.</p>
<p>-A security guard at my school was arrested for buying underwear and having sexual relations with various girls over the years (I’ve been in an elevator alone with him…)
-A few years ago, a kid got jumped by a group of guys so during school, he told them to meet him in this empty hallway and he stabbed them with a fork
-Suspensions for smoking weed… so many do it but few get punished.
-Last year, a drug dealing student was beat up (not sure why) and was in a coma. He’s fine now
-Tons of fights ending with weaves strewn on the floor
-There was a fight at a boys lacrosse game this year after someone from another team hit a guy on our team in the head… he had a concussion.
-Some kids got suspended for bringing fake guns to school to shoot a movie in the parking lot.
-This sexy guy who plays the drums in band had sex with this girl on the soccer field…not sure if they got caught.
-Art teacher in the town over had sex with a student.
I’ll think of more…</p>
<p>On a side note, in kindergarten, my teacher told us that we couldn’t play in the snow/get wet… I wasn’t listening, I did, and I had to sit out 
In 1st grade, I kissed my crush on the lips at recess and he had to sit out for the remainder of it.</p>
<p>At my friend’s school some kid ate some opium or heroin or something.</p>
<p>^He ate heroin?</p>
<p>In one of my English classes, two kids were each expelled for drug dealing within like two or three weeks of each other.</p>
<p>One kid in one of my classes was suspended for two weeks because he destroyed his boss’s car with a baseball bat. He was doing Co-op, so it was considered a school issue as well.</p>
<p>He probably didn’t eat heroin he probably ate opiates so likes percocets. Me and my friend got an emergency expulsion because he got jumped by six guys and i tried to break it up. Apparently thats considered gang activity but the decision was reversed after a week or so.</p>