<p>He hath come among us as does a glorious white flower amongst filthy refuse. The least that each of us, poor pitiful souls that we are, can do is to offer Him our utmost respect and devote ourselves to His cause, whatever it may be. We must offer our thanks for receiving the resplendent blessing of His presence.</p>
<p>Come, let us form a coalition in recognition of His greatness and His benevolence.</p>
<p>holy crap, is that for real? i am most definitely humbly-groveling-on-the-floor-shoe-licking humbled. well there goes one spot, not really something i want to read 13 days before results come out</p>
<p>goodness. I didn't even think scores/stuff like that was possible. RCFanatic hath definitely made me see the soaring, never-reachable light, a shining beacon amongst us with many flaws. There is no doubt -- that transcendental being with stats too holy to be upon my lips will place in anywhere he wants to go. </p>
<p>(TheWerg, I am very impressed by your language! Do you go to church/mass/catholic school by any chance? lol just asking)</p>
<p>I'm really too stupid/too tired. I thought that RCfanatic was like "Residential College Fanatic"...or that The Werg was just bad at making thread titles, and I thought the point was to idolize everyone on that thread. I didn't realize everyone was looking at one specific user...:)</p>
<p>Alright, don't want to see people get bad feelings over this.</p>
<p>Obviously I was being tongue-in-cheek (I don't generally write in Biblical language), whether he's a troll or not. I have reason to believe he's not, considering I've seen a picture of him with his ScienceBowl team and the name matched up with other achievements he listed, as well as his email address.</p>
<p>I really am incredibly impressed by him, despite the fact that he makes me want to cry myself to sleep at night.</p>
<p>Yeah... I'll retract my previous post, and I hope that this post can be counted as an apology. </p>
<p>Trolling is a common activity encountered on this website, and is a legitimate source of misinformation that disheartens many to be college applicants. However, after further Googling (sorry if I give you that internet stalker vibe), I now understand that my previous statement regarding your position was false and rashly made. I believe that you have no reason to lie regarding your stats, and wish you the very best in your application to Yale University. </p>
<p>In my two and half years on CC, you are without a doubt the best applicant I have ever seen. So please accept my sincere apology. The previous post will be promptly deleted.</p>
<p>Gryffon, I hate to say it, but welcome to the SCEA paranoia club! we're a fun bunch.</p>
<p>omg, my best friend's grandmother says things like "we're a fun bunch" about her retirement community home. my grandmother probably would if she ever spoke english. i'm losing it!</p>
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