<p>Some of you may already have read this...posting this for those of you who haven't. Hope it gives you a laugh during this stressful time. </p>
<p>I don't want to be a doctor because...</p>
<p>If I were a pathologist I'd be in a dead end job.</p>
<p>If I were a biologist I'd be in jeans all the time.</p>
<p>Anesthesiology would put me to sleep.</p>
<p>Cell specialists are too cultured for my taste.</p>
<p>I can't stand podiatry.</p>
<p>I can't see myself as an ophthalmologist.</p>
<p>I'm too old to be a gerontologist.</p>
<p>I would have to be crazy to become a psychiatrist.</p>
<p>But a friend told me that oncology would grow on me.</p>
<p>I'm told pediatrics is child's play!</p>
<p>I haven't got the heart to be a cardiologist.</p>
<p>And they'd see right through me if I went into radiology.</p>
<p>And I really couldn't face it if I were a dermatologist.</p>
<p>I haven't got the spine to be a chiropractor.</p>
<p>I'm not cut out to be a surgeon.</p>
<p>If I weren't such a baby, I'd become a gynecologist.</p>
<p>It's been drilled into me that I should be a dentist.</p>