<p>"Please PLEASE can you send in some money to Yale so I can be flagged development!! it only takes a million dollar to get noticed at the top 10 schools!!"</p>
<p>Response: Sure son, give me a sec.</p>
<p>We had so much fun with the joke.. he wrote a check out for a million dollars and gave it to me. Which he then of course took back and voided.</p>