<p>Think about it ... </p>
<p>I mean really think about it ....</p>
<p>The way you guys talk about Exeter on CC I am convinced GOD was the first Exonian, Phillips was the Messiah, and Harkness was Jesus, and the library built by the class of 1945? Well it's probably the Vatican. </p>
<p>They say that GOD created the universe using the laws of physics - 'divine mathmatical laws' supposedly govern the Universe. Well we all know that Exeter is famous for it's math program ... no wonder GOD is so damn good at math but hey he was at exeter I doubt he was number one in his class with the math buffons there... </p>
<p>They say that GOD is all knowing ... have you EVER met an exonian that did not know everything ?? </p>
<p>They say that GOD sees all .. well Exonians got that covered too ! Mark Zukenberg (founder of facebook) can basically see whatever the heck he wants. Even God probably has a facebook account. </p>
<p>They say that GOD is all powerfull ... come on !! Everyone who is anyone knows that exonians control the world ! the skull and bones are shmucks compared to the Exonian sphere of influence ! If we could get a president elected ( who cares if he was one of the worst in american history he was still president) we can do anything. </p>
<p>They say that we are made in GOD's image... Exeter has sooo many copycats it ain't even funny. So exeter has loads of things made in it's image as well! </p>
<p>They saw that GOD is everywhere ... well exonians are soo super diverse that we have grads in essentially every country on earth ! and pretty soon we'll probably have a few exonians in space as well (probably after we buy it with our huge endowment). </p>
<p>They say that God is selfless ... Non Sibi is Exeter's bloody motto we're selfless too !!</p>
<p>See God certainly has all of the attributes of an exonian ! i'm sure he must be one. At the very least phillips was divinely inspired and Exeter is god's third temple! The fountain of knowledge ! The source of all that is good !! </p>
<p>We're starting a religion ... a religion ... a religon. </p>
<p>I have no doubt that Satan went to andover. </p>
<p>I mean some of the thread on here are ridiculous, I bet next there is going to be one that says "what underware should I buy for Exeter?" Dudes relax!! Exeter is a great school but it's not a bloody religion.</p>