<p>No, I don’t party. That’s mostly because I cannot stand the people who frequent the parties at my school. Teenagers are unbelievably obnoxious. Getting drunk for the hell of it is an unfortunate rite of passage that I’m personally fine with circumventing. </p>
<p>I don’t care that others drink, that’s absolutely fine and, frankly, none of my business, it’s all of the subtle bragging and the insistence that everyone has to know that you, supreme cool kid of the universe, were inebriated and projectile vomited everywhere that I hate putting up with on a daily basis.</p>