Do any of your frinds use the CC as an online dating service?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>I told them that all people talk about here is the SAT but they're pig-headed and didn't wanna listen.</p>

<p>and if they ever wanted to hook up, it would be more like this:</p>

<p>"how was the SAT?"
"Cool"
"yeah, I hate it, I got 1200."
"oh, lol"
"the SAT is really popular in Egypt."
"really?"
"yeah, have you ever been here?"
"No"
"Well, you should come here sometime."
"I plan to."
"well, here's my address if you ever wanna hook up"
"uh, whatever."
VOILA!! He got himself a date!!!</p>

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<p>I'm not sure it would actually work that way!</p>

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<p>of course they would have to talk for a few weeks first, It's abridged because my fingers started to hurt. And I know it wouldn't work, I'm saying that's what they would try.</p>

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<p>yeah itd be</p>

<p>"Hi. Are you a girl?"
"Uh...yes"
"Wow!"
"Um..i got to go"</p>

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<p>LOL
I doubt that they would do that. The "wow" part. not the "r u a girl?" part.
but the end sound right.</p>

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<p>Hahahahahaha.</p>

<p>This is the most awesome thread I've ever seen.</p>

<p>"Hey baby, overachievers make better lovers.."</p>

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<p>Hey baby, you are the x axis and Im a cosine function, so lets keep intersecting till the end of time.</p>

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<p>LOL!
BTW, they really did get 1200 out 0f 2400 on the SAT.</p>

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<p>lol i love innuendos..</p>

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<p>
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jPoD got lucky.

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<p>Yes, yes he did. :)</p>

51

<p>Hey baby. I wish I were a derivative so that I can be tangent to your curves.</p>

<p>I love math/science pick up lines. Gets me every time. :D</p>

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<p>hehe, nice one.</p>

<p>here's a funny story.
A friend and I were at a mall and he saw this really hot saleswoman so he decided to go talk to her (she was selling women's perfume).
I went along to see what happened. (he wanted to flirt) (it's translated so it might not sound genuin)
"Hi there"
"Hello, can I interest you in any of these?"
"yes, I'd like to buy something for my MOTHER."
"We have a great selection of fragrances"
.... blah blah
"our cheapest is 80 pounds (15 dollars)"
he had 20 pounds in his pocket, so he just said thank you and left.
I made fun of him for days after that.</p>

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<p>^^^ I dont really get it but
Hey, baby wanna play chess cause you look like an excellent mate.</p>

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<p>well, you had to be there.
does anyone actually say this anyomore: "do your legs hurt, 'cause you've been runnig through my mind al day?''</p>

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<p>a friend of mine heard it (the pick up line above) in a movie and asked our english teacher (an american) about it. He didn't really get what it meant.</p>

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<p>"Hey baby, overachievers make better lovers.."
^LOL </p>

<p>Well, if we're talking about pick up lines. A guy I'd only met the day before was like "can I ask you a question"
and I was like "uh sure"
and he was like "is your father a theif?"
so I went "no, **** you". Later I found out that he was going to say "because your father stole all the stars and put them in your eyes" but wutever. I hate pick up lines. No one ever means what they say anyway.</p>

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<p>LOL. I bet the teacher had fun explaining it.
I've only heard that one in jokes.</p>

<p>Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.</p>

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<p>
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Well, if we're talking about pick up lines. A guy I'd only met the day before was like "can I ask you a question"
and I was like "uh sure"
and he was like "is your father a theif?"
so I went "no, **** you". Later I found out that he was going to say "because your father stole all the stars and put them in your eyes" but wutever. I hate pick up lines. No one ever means what they say anyway.

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That's a pretty popular one. I saw it coming 100 miles away. But it still sucks.
Here's a tip, guys. Never bring fathers into flirting convos with Asian girls. =&lt;/p>

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<p>More chess:
Hey baby, wanna play chess, you can take my piece anytime.</p>

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<p>Yes and don't wait for an actual response if you're are doing a pick up line that involves a question. I've screwed up many a stupid pick up lines because I got a chance to answer.</p>