<p>Someone should tell me another good math pick up line.</p>
<p>what's your function, baby? </p>
<p>are you an equation because i could derive you</p>
<p>wait, are you an equation because i could d-errr-rive you out of here, to my place that is.</p>
<p>Hey, baby you know what starts out small but eventually, gets bigger and bigger, and bigger?
Integers.</p>
<p>Hey baby, can I complement your set?</p>
<p>Think math, you dirty people.</p>
<p>hahahaha that's funny</p>
<p>this one is bad, i just thought of but...</p>
<p>Hey baby, can my transversal intersect your parallel lines?</p>
<p>yeah that one is pretty bad! but still funny.</p>
<p>this stuff is really good, too bad I'l never use it though</p>
<p>stuck on,
You really should try to use these, BIG TURN ON. And really, it's not too hard to integrate (hah) them into a conversation. </p>
<p>Examle:
While at a bar--or uh, lunch table in your case--start writing down a bunch of math equations on a napkin. Then look around and ask some girl if she has a calculator. This smokin' chick is bound to either have one, or ask you what you're doing. Say something about figuring out the circumference of your glass based on how many ounces (or whatever) it has. Then, go on to marvel at how humans have progressed so much and can do so much with math today.
At last you say, "all of this knowledge, but still one thing baffles me....</p>
<p>How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?"</p>
<p>She'll LOVE IT. </p>
<p>After talking for a while longer, pull out the good old,
"Can I plug my solution into your equation?" line, it's sure to work.</p>
<p>^^LOL!! alannancp
The phone number one would work on a certain girl at school, I asked her for it once but she refused to give it to me.(I might actually try that, maybe)</p>
<p>but the second one will certainly result in an injury.</p>
<p>hahah.
go for it.</p>
<p>I will, but before i do that i'll have to translate it and make it sound good. lol</p>
<p>oh wow, that was hilarious. but who would know hundreds of digits of pi?</p>
<p>Its not hard to memorize, if you have the will for it.
[link]pi.ytmnd.com[/link]</p>
<p>I know, it's a little low. I have memorized.. 1327 I think.</p>
<p>just for random fun? 1,327 DIGITS?</p>
<p>Another bad one (you sick sick mind)</p>
<p>hey baby, I'd like to get your pi in my head.</p>
<p>^ I think I can beat that:</p>
<p>Baby, I wish I were your problem set because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.</p>
<p>^ I can't say that one!! Most of the girls here can get pretty violent if they don't like what they hear. One girls was being hit on and didn't like it, so she threw her backpack right in the guys face. Neddless to say, she wasn't hit on for the rest of that year.</p>