<p>Self-explanatory =P</p>
<p>of course we have fun. we are in college. away from home. HELLOOOOOO what kind of question is that? lol</p>
<p>freshman year is great. At the beginng of frehman year you don't know anybody so its easy to make friends. You're just getting adjusted to college so everyone is in the same situation. There are frat parties thurs-saturday and you will probably go out about 2x per week. You'll hook up with other freshman because thats what everyone wants to do as soon as they get to college. You have tons of rnadom people in your building who will be drunk so you can hook up with them too. You also have the best food on campus and two gyms. Freshman year is really fun.</p>
<p>Freshman year is fun if you actually leave your room. Seems simple to say that, but a lot of people really don't leave their room in the first place (though they want solitude, so for them it's an ideal situation).</p>
<p>there's no sex allowed, and definitely no what-not.</p>
<p>it's nice having a single if you plan on having a lot of sex and what-not.</p>
<p>i thought it was common knowledge that cornell makes freshmen girls wear chastity belts. also all doors to dorms are equipped with breathlyzers so before you swipe your ID card you have to blow into it to make sure youre blowing a .0 to get in. dont use any listerine before trying to get in, i got locked out so many times because of that freshmen year until i finally learned i could get drunk as long as i had a sober buddy to blow for me. and with wording like that, it solved more than one problem...</p>
<p>^ hahahah the last sentence in that paragraph made this entire thread lolll</p>
<p>You can do whatever you want at Cornell. Booze, Drugs, threesomes, foursomes, domesticated and non-domesticated animals. But no ones going to provide these things for you. If you're a socially awkward looser and you don't want to change nothing is going to change. If your ready, willing and able, the world is yours...</p>
<p>"Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic." - Tyler Durden</p>
<p>hahhahh hella funny jeffman</p>
<p>No boys are allowed in Balch hall at all, if you go in, you go to jail. Also, there's a camera in each room so you can't masturbate or smoke or drink. And each fraternity at Cornell is also dry and doesn't ever have parties.</p>
<p>Damn, now I don't want to go to Cornell.</p>
<p>haha</p>
<p>Boys are allowed in Balch. You can stay as long and as late as you want provided you have an escort. I've stayed as late as 4 in the morning. I used to date someone in Balch and it was never a problem although once I got lost looking for the boys bathroom and got kicked out by an RA :(</p>
<p>Cornell makes you wear a big scarlet letter when you have premarital sex</p>
<p>Cornell makes you wear a big scarlet letter when you have premarital sex</p>
<p>Lmfao, win.</p>
<p>it's cool when you have like 8 letters after orientation week</p>
<p>i can spell "orientation week rule" but it unfortunately took me longer than orientation week to do that. still looking for that 's.' advice for incoming cornell females: avoid me? although this year i have matured a lot more. so maybe i retract. but.ehh.maybe not</p>
<p>jeffman are you in DKE?</p>
<p>err do you know me if i am?</p>
<p>no no no! never been to a party hahaha</p>