DO i have ANY CHANCE whatsoever!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??~~~~~~~~~~~

<p>sat1
800math
800cr
780wr
sat2
math2c-800
chem800
physics800
bioE800
lit780 (EWWW)</p>

<p>president of my class, started numerous clubs that fund needy kids, principal chair in city's orchestra, varsity sports all three seasons, captain of two sports, and i am an URM</p>

<p>4.0uw gpa, we dont have weighted. numerous APs...recs should be awesome, essays are great (i have published many essays/creative writing pieces in mags and newspapers)</p>

<p>DO I HAVE A CHANNCEE??!?!?!?!? PLEAsSE I AM DESPARATE>>>>...</p>

<p>bahaha. just kidding. i dont have those stats, but if i did i wouldnt be wasting my time on here with a fake thread that is poking fun at those with awesome grades/everything and still worried...</p>

<p>to those of you with awesome stats (not necessarily this awesome): chill out. finish your app if its not done already, and send it. relax. have a happy new year, and find your true love! :)</p>

<p>^ the sad part is we see these threads appearing everyday on CC (and they are not joking)</p>

<p>i know....thats why i posted it.</p>

<p>it IS sad. :-/</p>

<p>ummm... then happy new year!</p>

<p>but ya it is sad or those ppl just have an inferiority complex or are just clueless.</p>

<p>i am just waiting for the one person who wont read the bottom part and will just reply like "well idk if you can get some more ecs....try to get that lit score up...other wise probly 50 50"</p>

<p>You have a reasonable chance, but it's too difficult for us to predict your admissions. Also try to improve your spelling, grammar and formatting skills because your post was difficult to interpret.</p>

<p>Don't worry about your Lit. score, colleges will see that you did poorly with the writing component on the SAT reasoning test, so they know your strength isn't English.</p>

<p>lol ugh. I was so about to b**ch you out after I read the top portion..lol.</p>

<p>hahah happy new year!!!! :D</p>

<p>btw if i had those stats.......i might be jumping for joy right now... but more likely i'd be running a marathon or writing the next great american novel.</p>

<p>which reminds me of a short video....</p>

<p>the next great american novel:::::
<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=968839638175187142%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=968839638175187142&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>"he WAS the cats claw of the west! THE END"</p>