Does anyone here have terrible teachers?

<p>I do. Today one of my teachers proudly displayed the "9 ivy league schools" on the Marker board. Apparently Penn is no longer an Ivy, and Williams is. Along with some other college I cant recall. </p>

<p>I understand that not everyone knows them by heart, or how many, but a teacher who is testing her students on them should know. </p>

<p>And better yet, when I tried to correct her, She said she is pretty sure she knows the ivies better then I do. </p>

<p>So, anyone else have similar teachers?</p>

<p>haha please don't tell me that she thought Stanford was an Ivy....
I laugh at all my friends who ask me that. XD</p>

<p>hahah.. I think that was the school she added!</p>

<p>It's so frustrating because i'm getting a B in her class for the semester and All A's in the rest of my classes.</p>

<p>She lost one of my papers and gave me half credit</p>

<p>Atleast it was only worth 200 points..</p>

<p>My biology teacher is so stupid. One day in class, he asked us, "Are they alike or are they similar?"
We stared at him a while trying to figure out what he meant, and then he repeated, "Are they ALIKE OR SIMILAR?"
So we all responded with "alike."
He then said, "NO! They are DIFFERENT!"
He also has fill-in-the-blank questions on his tests such as "Science is__ _____ ."</p>

<p>interestingly, all my teachers are really really really smart and some of them are well-known.</p>

<p>our teachers use stuff like:</p>

<p>All of you !! Stand in a straight circle..</p>

<p>there is no wind in this balloon</p>

<p>giving a punishment: you three- stop talking. stand together separately. go rotate the ground three times</p>

<p>Admonishing me on coming late- why are you late?? SAY YES OR NO!!!</p>

<p>english sir goes to a movie with his wife.. he notices me and my classmates in the next row... the next day: why arent you studying?? I saw you with my wife in a movie theatre yesterday..</p>

<p>open the door of the window.. let the atmosphere come in.</p>

<p>physics sir: take a one metre wire of any length.</p>

<p>shh.. silence everyone.. the principal just passed away in the corridor..</p>

<p>jk.. copied em from a jokes site!</p>

<p>my ap physics teacher thought duke was an ivy. i guess i could let that slide. it definitely SOUNDS like one.</p>

<p>i hear MIT a lot as a 'mistake' Ivy
spacepirate-those are hilarious. are they from a British site?</p>

<p>My friend's math teacher farts really loud in class.... :/</p>

<p>hahah I think the only Ivies that are common for people to know are Princeton, Harvard, and Yale.</p>

<p>The other 5 are replaced by MIT, Stanford, and Duke</p>

<p>I think Columbia is pretty well known as well....</p>

<p>But not as an Ivy.
Or at least not where I live.</p>

<p>Lol. Where I live, I'll be like "I applied to Princeton" and ppl will be like "What is Princeton? And don't you want to go to Tel Aviv University and study archeology?"</p>

<p>haha! Ernie H., you find out tomorrow right?</p>

<p>YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! This is miserable. I dont think I will sleep a wink tonight...</p>

<p>Oh my god, spacepirate those jokes were amazing! Usually I don't laugh at jokes but, when I heard those, I laughed until my sides hurt.</p>

<p>I likes Sunny0... joke too. My brother laughed more at this than spacepirate's</p>

<p>my physics teacher is the biggest idiot ever...he's a nice guy and all, but he just can't do physics (then again, neither can i)</p>