<p>Okay. I need help and fast. Im going to visit my girlfriend on sat, and I know her suitemates are planning multiple pranks on me. I WANT TO GET THEM BAD AND BURRY THEM - need ideas</p>
<p>get rid of the toilet seat. LOL. unscrew it.</p>
<p>or you could just put vinegar in their water bottles, put mustard in ketchup and ketchup in mustard, pour coke on the carpet very slowly as they watch you, put dead spiders in front of their doors and in the tub and sink.</p>
<p>or you can be lame and put saran wrap on the toilet.</p>
<p>Duct tape their door opening shut.
Get them **** drunk then duct tape them to their bed/wherever they drop.
Throw fireworks into their rooms.
Get them to play beerpong, distract them, then put a shot of whiskey in each cup.
Tape fishing string towards the bottom of their door opening.</p>
<p>edit:
throw buckets of salted-icy water on them when in shower
example: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=b-_NjdRLERg%5B/url%5D">http://youtube.com/watch?v=b-_NjdRLERg</a></p>
<p>while they're sleeping, flash a flashlight in their face, yell some obscenity, then throw a basket/soccer/volleyball in their face</p>
<p>thats a little meaner than what i as going for - i was thinking more along the lines of somethign tricks - like reversing peepholes - but i dont know how</p>
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Get them **** drunk then duct tape them to their bed/wherever they drop.
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LMAO. That's amusing for some reason.</p>
<p>and not to put a damper on this, put Danisilot suggestions are illegal, dangerous and potentially deadly </p>
<p>Danislot, your "pranks" could get someone killed</p>
<p>do people not think anymore?</p>
<p>if you duct taped my D or her room shut, or gave her alcohol like that, you would be arrested for assault</p>
<p>amazing what seem people find amusing and clever</p>
<p>Take condoms, fill them with mayonnaise, and put them in the toilets</p>
<p>cut the shower curtains</p>
<p>illegal, dangerous, potentially deadly?
don't go getting your panties in a bunch.</p>
<p>duct taping door opening examples:
<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=xex6zeaq3LY%5B/url%5D">http://youtube.com/watch?v=xex6zeaq3LY</a>
<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1747825%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1747825</a></p>
<p>duct taping the person AKA "shaming"
<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:126605%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:126605</a>
<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729947%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729947</a>
<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1767874%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1767874</a>
<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737779%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737779</a></p>
<p>hardly illegal or potentially deadly. well maybe the hanging duct tape, but i never suggested that (though it is really funny).
Like it or not, your daughter (if in college) is getting drunk. Illegal? If underage, yes. </p>
<p>And sorry if these pranks are "meaner" than you had in mind, but i did see
"I WANT TO GET THEM BAD AND BURRY THEM."</p>
<p>Maybe you can bury them literally
<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729897%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729897</a></p>
<p>i like how you dont address the fireworks. probably because you realize that actually is dangerous?</p>
<p>getting drunk is not the same as what you described. would slipping them a date rape drug be funny just to watch them pass out?</p>
<p>Ok, I got one, get mcdonalds ketchup packets or anything similar, and twist them by the middle so they are really bloated on eacy side, then put like 1-2 or each side of the toilet seat, put the toilet seat down, and when they sit on it, it will pop, that's funny :P.</p>
<p>NOTE: They must be really really bloated, like about to pop otherwise they'll just untwist, and nothing will happen.</p>
<p>haha thats good</p>
<p>Yeah, we do that in school, but we throw it on the floor in the lunch lines and people step on them and they look down and their shoe has ketchup, pretty imature right, but I don't care, it's fun if you don't like it don't do it.</p>
<p>-TheKid - I didn't address it because citygirlsmom didn't. It was a response to her. The shot of whiskey during beerpong is a complete prank. The person will obviously taste it and will be completely surprised/****ed. THAT is the prank. </p>
<p>Sure, the fireworks is a tad dangerous, but what isn't these days.
<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771794%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771794</a>
(DONT throw that many and if you do. DONT throw it on the bed)</p>
<p>Loosen up people, I can't believe the negative replies. (Roofies, seriously? Somebody needs to see a professional)</p>
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Tamer pranks:</p>
<p>-Do the shaving cream in one hand and feather to the nose. Can never go wrong with a classic.
-Set 5+ different alarm clocks and hide them in various spots around targets room. Have them go off around 3-4AM. All set to maximum volume.
-While target is asleep, pop 20 popcorn bags and spread around room.
-Goto Gym. Work up sweat. Save socks. Apply dirty socks while subject is asleep.
-IF subject gets drunk (I DO NOT CONDONE THIS, since people have a problem with alcohol around here), wait until they goto sleep and mercilessly write on them.
-If there is a spray gun thingy attachment on sink, rubberband it so the next person to turn on water gets sprayed.
-if there is no spray gun thingy attachment present, resort to the "tricky faucet" prank - <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49esEz6v_tk%5B/url%5D">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49esEz6v_tk</a></p>