<p>Massive schools with huge campuses, lots of sororities and lots of sun.</p>
<p>You probobly would see hot girl walking around trying to show off. The fat people are inside playing thier PS2 and eating chips.</p>
<p>What about Univ.Wisconsin? Are there plenty of hot chicks there too?</p>
<p>I can't believe I am about to post this (becuase I really dont think there is any validity to what I am about to say...) but when I was on campus I didnt see an overall attractiveness to the girls. But that could be partially attributed to the fact that everyone was bundled up (though I am used to that look) and the fact that I thought the campus itself was ugly. It's strange that I felt this though becuase usually "the grass is always greener" and the fresh faces are nice to look at. </p>
<p>Take all of that with a grain of salt...I was there for a day</p>
<p>tcolgate, i attend vandy and there is about 2% overweight ppl, and 0% obese
and ive been to all the schools several times except UT and CM. so it wasn't like i just took a glance around.
all im saying is cornell and uchicago doesn't have attractive ppl on the whole.</p>
<h2>Read Tucker Max's Essay Below on U of Chicago (alumni)</h2>
<p>Are people at the University of Chicago actually as ugly and unsociable as we think?</p>
<p>by Tucker Max</p>
<p>We should just admit the obvious. This schools student body is ugly. And its only getting worse--Im graduating in the spring.</p>
<p>Our new motto should be The University of Chicago-The School That Beauty Forgot. Think of the possibilities. The admissions office could sell this school as the perfect place for every ugly nerd across the country. I can only imagine the new theme for the admissions viewbook-Are you the Ugly Duckling who never blossomed? Do small children clutch at their mothers legs in terror when you draw near? Do your friends make you wear a mask in order to hang out with them? Was your nickname The Hunchback of AP Calc? WE HAVE THE SCHOOL FOR YOU!! Come hang out with every other ugly nerd around the country!! You may be ugly, but so are we!!</p>
<p>I went to a boarding school in New Jersey, so I can speak from a position of authority on ugliness. I know it when I see it, and it is here. If I had a dollar for every time I heard the words Man, look how ugly that girl is, Id be driving a Bugatti.</p>
<p>I remember my first few days at the hallowed halls of this venerable institution. I was a wide-eyed freshman eager to explore every opportunity this University provided. After a cursory examination, I thought that the girls were not bad. I flipped through the picture book, and found a few girls that appeared attractive. But once I actually saw these girls in person, it was became painfully apparent that they had sent in the pictures that came with their Wal-Mart wallets and tried to pass those off as themselves.</p>
<p>The ladies were more disappointing than the average Red Sox playoff appearance. On closer inspection, I realized that these seemingly attractive women were not good looking. Well, I dont know if not good looking is the proper description; perhaps gills and wooden teeth is more accurate. I knew that this wasnt going to be Arizona State, but I also thought that it would be better than a Plastic Surgery Disasters convention.</p>
<p>The phrase Beauty is in the eye of the beholder takes on a whole new meaning here--mainly a drunken one. Steeped in an inebriated stupor is about the only way I can find physical beauty in most of the people on this campus. This phenomenon is known by different names: Hyde Park Goggles, The U of C Haze, etc. A friend of mine goes to Rice, the U of C of the South, and he summed up this problem very well, The girls here are ugly. But I get drunk and hook up anyway. What can you do?</p>
<p>Of course there are other forms of beauty, but its hard to find them when you are reeling from the unique smell combination of Noxema and Designer Scents that seems to be so popular here. And no matter how awesome someones personality is, romance becomes simply unpalatable when buckteeth and acne are involved. Hasn't anyone ever heard of braces and Acutane?</p>
<p>I wonder what day God created the women at this school? Couldnt he have rested on that day too? Try all you want to find good looking girls at the U of C, but its sort of like trying to go 90 in a Hyundai--it just isnt going to happen.</p>
<p>This is not to say that the men here are competing with Tom Cruise. Most guys here have faces like an old boot thats been fished out of a river. Ive dropped turds better looking than some of the chumps at this place. I hear that the Trojan condom company hires more people from the U of C than any other school. It makes sense if you think about it; they need to get their poster-boys somewhere. But at least SOME of the guys here are handsome.</p>
<p>Its not as if the city of Chicago is a bastion for the uglies of the world. Take the CTA downtown and within five minutes of getting off the bus youll see more attractive people than you have in the past two months at the U of C. Hell, youll see more hot girls on the bus ride to downtown than you have in the past two months here. What does it say when the public transportation in this city provides a better venue for girl spotting than a major college campus?</p>
<p>Go to a Cubs game and youll see more handsome guys in five minutes than in five weeks here. Of course a lot of them will probably be gay, but compared to the girls at the U of C, I dont think homosexuality would be all that bad. At least gay guys dress well and smell good.</p>
<p>Is there something inherently ugly about intelligence? Why do the majority of guys here look like they have yet to evolve from Java Man? Why do the majority of girls here look their faces have been run over by garbage trucks? Does God hate us? What have we done to incur his spiteful wrath? For damn sure we didnt do anything worse than, or even close to, Sodom or Gomorrah.</p>
<p>Ugliness is one thing; after all, one can only do so much with the genetic package they were born with. But cleanliness is a choice, and the undergrads here Just Say No. Is it me, or does it seem like this school has the lowest number of clean people per capita in the country? There are people walking around this campus that could probably qualify as SuperFund clean-up sites. I grew up in the thick of rural redneck Kentucky, yet the cleaning habits of the people here makes me long for the days of hanging out in the holler with Jethro and Billy Bob, playing in the mud and shootin at road signs. At least they took some pride in their appearance.</p>
<p>Perhaps the high-level of heinousness at this school would be excusable if it was a fun place to be. Alas, that is not the case. This place has the social life of Rikers Island, except without the rampant anal sex. It makes me yearn to get on the guest list for parties at the geriatric ward of Kevorkian Regional Hospital; those people are a collection of teaming gregarious social butterflies compared to my fellow collegians. I would call this place socially retarded but at the mall I have actually seen retarded people have fun and be social.</p>
<p>Of course there are always those schmucks who think that this place is great and say that anyone who doesnt believe so holds unrealistic visions of college life. To those people I can only say one thing: VISIT OTHER SCHOOLS. Go spend a week at Vanderbilt, UVA, Tulane, UCLA, or any number of other schools, then come back and apologize to me for saying stupid things.</p>
<p>If you think this place is fun, then Texas will give you a stroke. If you think the frat parties here are cool, the University of Colorado at Boulder will make you think you are in the Elysian Fields. If you think the people at this school are good-looking, Florida State will make you incontinent with excitement.</p>
<p>I know that this column has probably ****ed off most of this campus, but as my friend Kevin says, Play your music--whatever. Another friend told me not to write this, because no girl would go out with me after she read it. Is that supposed to deter me? SO WHAT? Id rather give a prostate exam to an angry badger than see any of the she-apes at this school naked. Ive already hooked-up with the three attractive girls on campus. This column cant hurt me anymore.</p>
<p>THE best and most convenient way to see what schools have the hottest gals: use thefacebook.com</p>
<p>Hahahah those last two posts were hilarious. I am an avid reader of Tucker Max and sent that to my friend at U of C when I found it. He is in a facebook group called "I wish girls weren't lying in their facebook pics" or something like that. Yeah go to a school and type in "katie" that should be all the evidence you need haha. I am going to refute that "the smarter the college the uglier the girls" because I have heard the girls at Harvar aren't bad. Otto was right tho any school with a lot of sun, big Greek, and big campus will have hot girls. U of I has everything but the sun part for part of the year and I would say the girls definitely rock at U of I. Sure the winter takes its toll but that wears away eventually.</p>
<p>why do we always talk about girls... what about ATTRACTIVE MALES? hahahaha j/k :)</p>
<p>the problem is that you cant look through the facebook without an account.</p>
<p>Somehow I can see a few UChicago profiles found through google but mostly you have to be logged in.</p>
<p>haha well I thought you were in but if you have a college email than you can register. U of I assigns your email address the day you're admitted. I still didn't sign up til october.</p>
<p>I should be getting one sometime soon (the class of 2008 website still shows up under "Welcome Newly Admitted Students")...but from the people just getting back from the first prospie weekend, it looks as if the situation there is just fine.</p>
<p>I have a facebook account, but you can't view other school's profiles full-size unless you have a school e-mail address. You can see a smaller picture, but it is hard to make out.</p>
<p>oh good lord, a tucker max story made its way here......</p>
<p>Oh my God. That was the funniest thing I've ever read-better than anything Dave Barry ever wrote. Who is Tucker Marx?
Ah, thank you, that made my morning.</p>
<p>tuckermax.com</p>
<p>There are much better stories than that. My favorite would have to be the Austin Roadtrip.</p>
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<p>you're right. what school has the hottest guys? i think mine wins on that one</p>
<p>If you want hot girls with great parties</p>
<p>COME TO JMU (James Madison U). Great Education with hotties everywhere and fantastic parties thrown constantly. You NEVER pay for beer I hear. </p>
<p>Speaking of hot guys, George Washington U. has like the hottest guys everywhere. I just went to their open house for admitted students like yesterday.. I was sooooo distracted, had hard time walking/looking straight on the street. SO MANY hot guys. I am not kidding!!!</p>
<p>hope this helps :P</p>
<p>JMU is good but overrated. the girls like to party and drink heavily but aren't on the same scale as UGA, UT, or Vandy in looks. The location is also kinda boring.</p>
<p>if you want hot girls go to a school like VT...not much academically but it's a center for "fine ass"....good ifyou like alcohol consumption too</p>
<p>Well, this is gonna be interesting... But in general whoever said that pretty girls aren't smart has some point. It's not that pretty girls don't have a brain, but rather what they do with it. And unfortunately a lot of pretty girls(and boys for that matter) will use their brain to memorize the Oriflame catalogue or to find out ways of being seductive, instead of learning Quantum Mechanics. And who can blame them? </p>
<p>Also it seems that the better universities generally have uglier girls. The best university in Romania is the Polytechnic university in Bucharest and there is a joke that runs amongst students in Bucharest (including Poly students):
Mother has two girls: One is pretty the other is a student at Poly.</p>
<p>And i will surely miss Romania.... i've visited a number of countries, including the U.S. and the only other country which comes close in terms of hoties is Hungary. Romanian girls are just hot! And they know it and improve on it.</p>
<p>P.S. sorry if this is msogynistic, can't help it.</p>
<p>college2332, i never said anything bad about vandy. i know for a fact that its probably one of the top 3 schools for hot girls</p>