<p>Okay, I love classics but when I can’t finish a classic, the book then really ****es me off. </p>
<p>I noticed in this thread that people who loved the Great Gatsby hate the Scarlet Letter and vice versa. I am one of those people who loved The Scarlet Letter and HATED The Great Gatsby. I only read up to the fourth chapter after Gatsby is just “oldsporting” his entire dialog. I actually really didn’t know anything about the book after that though people told me what kind of happened in the end. Totally BSed the essay and OERS in my AP Eng Lang class and got a 85 and 75 on it respectively. I got a 100 on my Scarlet Letter essay though. </p>
<p>I also couldn’t finish watching Anna Karenina. God, I was so excited about it too. I loved the first few chapters but when Anna and that one guy started becoming the focus of the story, I hated it. I thought their relationship was boring. Then I watched the movie w/ Greta Garbo and loved it. LOL. </p>
<p>I read “Farewell to Arms” by Hemingway. I thought Twilight was better and I want to punch Stephanie Meyer in the face for writing it. You wanna talk about pure and utter crap with dialog not even having quotation marks, flat/underdeveloped characters, rushed romance with no emotional depth that we are just supposed to accept as “true, enduring love” that really is just about superficialities and doesn’t reveal/conjure up any WW II sentiments ---- then yeah, let’s talk about “Farewell To Arms”. UGHHHH. Hemingway is awful. And when I read The Great Gatsby and found out that Fitzgerald and Hemingway were buddies, I understood why. They probably bonded over their bad characterization. </p>
<p>I always love classic movies even if they’re not the best. But the classic I’m talking about is the Golden Age of Hollywood. Stuff like Audrey Hepburn, Cary Grant, Bette Davis, Bogart, etc are the best for me. Classics like Star Wars I can kind of live without it. And oh, I did try to get into LOTR – bookwise and moviewise – I can’t get into it. Sorry.</p>
<p>And dude, I’ve had to read House On Mango Street like 10 times in my academic career. Please, I’m from NY, I can write better vignettes about immigrants/ghetto/urban life. Stupid Esperanza being all self-loathing about her name. </p>
<p>I tried to read “One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest” but I didn’t really like the style. It was too contrived to me. And “The Portrait Of An Artist As a Young Man” — same reasons. </p>
<p>I can’t think of anything else at this moment but I’ll let you guys know. LOL.</p>