<p>oh yes im posting another pointless uncollege related thread... so whats everyones fav. away messages.... </p>
<p>heres a few to get it started:
"Nothing lasts forever so live it up... drink it down... laugh it off... take chances... and never have regrets."</p>
<p>"Sometimes you've got to put up walls-- not to keep people out, but to see who cares about you enough to break them down"</p>
<p>"I feel as helpless as a stinger without a bee"</p>
<p>I hate away messages. :mad:</p>
<p>Here's one I had a while ago:</p>
<p>why
Why
Why?
WHY?
WHY??????</p>
<h2>WHY?????? (in bold, italic, underline, big font)</h2>
<p>bbl</p>
<p>or perhaps i had hw at the end. i don't remember.</p>
<p>i like to post lyrics of some songs.
this one is currently mine.
it's falco's Rock Me Amadeus</p>
<p>Er war ein Punker
Und er lebte in der gro</p>
<p>mine was once this:</p>
<p>it's not that you're stupider than me...it's just that i'm smarter than you</p>
<p>but i don' put on away often, so no one saw this one :D</p>
<p>Terry...haha, those didn't even sound like away messages lol.</p>
<p>Well here's one:</p>
<p>"Math and alcohol don't mix, so don't drink and derive."</p>
<p>I thought that was kind of funny. Well I tend to use song lyrics as away messages:rolleyes:</p>
<p>"Well I guess I'll get going if going is where I need to get." - from a friend</p>
<p>Guess where I'm not?</p>
<p>Wow, this thread is growing fast. I wish mine were this popular...</p>
<p>"Math and alcohol don't mix, so don't drink and derive."
... that is the all-time lamest thing ive ever heard of in my life by far</p>
<p>I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then......Bob Seeger.</p>
<p>I usually say emo stuff. </p>
<p>Sometimes I like to say something about how I'm going to california, particularly when I'm upset... "It's okay, in 10 months, I won't know you anymore"</p>
<p>Well Terry, I find it pretty funny, it's not lame. Sheesh...guys are weird.</p>
<p>it is pretty lame... but it works since most people wouldnt get the joke :)</p>
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<p>Time is a waste of life</p>
<p>and life is a waste of time,</p>
<p>so just get wasted </p>
<p>and have the time of your life</p>
<p>^^^ Reminds me of a key chain that says "Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."</p>
<p>I have a bunch of different away messages, but my favorite is the one for when I'm studying: "If your name was 'homework', I'd be doing you on my bed right now."</p>
<p>sleep is for the dead
i am jack's insomnia</p>
<p>I don't have a cool away message. MSN doesn't really do that, I just say away.</p>