<p>Hey, I’ve been in splits over many of the posts here, and now that the application process is almost over, I thought I’d make my contribution to this awesome thread.</p>
<p>UPenn Interview:</p>
<p>Interviewer: So which other schools are you applying to?
Me: Duke Uni, Smith College, blah blah blah…
Her: So, you’re decided on quite a wide variety of schools! I mean, Duke and Smith are poles apart!
Me: Yes, but there are specific reasons why I chose each one. <em>Names a few for both</em>
Her: Well, of course, that’s why you’ve applied. SO, what made you choose Smith in particular?</p>
<p>Now, I know a lot about Smith, although I’ve never visited. I know many alums in my country from Smith, plus I’ve had a lot of contact with them too, so I full on started highly enthusiastically talking in detail about Smith. It’s actually in the middle of my list, although stats wise it’s a near safety.
After ~3 minutes of me talking about “why Smith” (significantly longer than the amount of time I spent on the “Why Penn” question–I dunno as much about Penn) she goes:
“so…is Smith your first choice?”</p>
<p>I was like.
Silence. Ha, I was only trying to convince her about my different choices.
Me: <em>smiling in what I hoped was a convincing way</em> Oh no no no. No no no.
<em>shaking head with more no s</em> No, of course not! It’s more like my safety…</p>
<p>Later, Her: Wow, you’ve done so much! I mean, you could go on and become a star sportsperson! (If it isn’t obvious by now, yes I play sports)
Why do you even want to go to college?</p>
<p>Me: <em>thinking gemmi outta here!</em></p>
<p>Dartmouth Interview:</p>
<p>They lived on the second floor, but you have to ring the doorbell outside the building. So when I reach, I see that there are four doorbells, with no names written.
I ring the first.
<em>straining ears for any sort of noise that might indicate that they’ve realized someone’s outside. waits for some time and decides to ring the second</em>
Second.
<em>waits and decides to ring the third</em>
Third.
<em>for good measure rings the fourth as well</em></p>
<p>Finally a man walks out. I ask him if they didn’t hear the doorbells. (Hoping to goodness that he didn’t actually hear all four).
As luck would have it, all four doorbells belonged to them and it just took time to come down.</p>
<p>Who even has four doorbells anyway?</p>
<p>Wesleyan University Interview:
Interviewer: People always confuse us with Wellesley…are you you sure you’re applying to Wesleyan?
Me: <em>thinking, well duh, I showed up for the interview didn’t I? And asked for one in the first place remember?</em>Oh yes, I’m sure.
Interviewer (she was a dean there visiting my country): So how did you find out about Wesleyan?
Me: well, the first time I heard about it was while I was researching Wellesley. <em>smiles sheepishly</em></p>