This was a witty “rejection” for rejection letters that I found to have cheered people up, if not a little. Enjoy 
Edit: didn’t realize image hosting sites were censored, so I copied the text.
Dear Duke University Admissions,
Thank you for your rejection letter of March 26, 2015. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me admission into the Fall 2015 freshman class at Duke.
This year I have been fortunate enough to receive rejection letters from the best and most prestigious universities in the country. With a pool of letters so diverse and accomplished I was unable to accept rejection letters I would have been able to only several years ago.
Despite Duke’s outstanding success in rejecting previous applicants, Duke simply did not meet my qualifications. Therefore, I will be attending Duke University’s freshman class.
I look forward to seeing you then.
