<p>i heard it reeally sucks to be a freshman girl at vandy. if you're in the top 25% of pretty is it really going to suck?</p>
<p>WHAT are you talking about?</p>
<p>lolwut? Are you referring to the sorority stuff?</p>
<p>I lold at “top 25% of pretty” </p>
<p>XD</p>
<p>ur so funny hahah</p>
<p>i really hope this is a joke</p>
<p>■■■■■!</p>
<p>10char</p>
<p>But how would it suck to be in the “top 25% of pretty” anyway? I don’t understand haha.</p>
<p>I’m on the top 11.97% of coolness. would this affect my chance of getting girls in Vanderbilt?</p>
<p>Sorry Jamiecago, only those in the top 9.8776463 % of coolness actually have a chance with the ladies. Good luck, bud.</p>
<p>If Vandy accepts me, I’m willing to provide reasonable amounts of assistance to any females in the top 25% of pretty in order to prevent any social or academic difficulties.</p>
<p>I hope you guys appreciate my sacrifices.</p>