Getting It Off Your Chest: The Relief Thread

<p>LOL massgirl, needs a real man. I think I can take that role.</p>

<p>Dear Dad, sorry I am not that perfect son. School is always brought up in all of our conversation. Well actually school is all you really wanna talk about. I hate being the oldest child. I am a messed up role model. </p>

<p>Dear Mom, thanks mom. You are always there for me. Without you I would have committed suicide. Im not the smartest nor the greatest. But I swear to you mom I’m going to have you living in the high life in a brand new house and car. I just want you to know that you didn’t raise a worthless son for 18 of your life. Its fine mom that I didn’t come from a wealthy background. It’s fine I didn’t get to live the materialistic life that all the kids have. I’m just sorry for screwing up. I am going to try my best for these last two years. I know I’m probably not going to end up out of state or ivies cause finding that kind of money is hard. Also I don’t want you spending any money. Thanks for everything. Mom I’ll always be at your side. I don’t care about being a mommas boy ha</p>

<p>Dear, twats in my high school. </p>

<p>Stop telling me I’m stupid because I’m not obsessive about my grades and because I do everything I do with a passion. I’m glad my AP scores are always higher than yours and how you talk about how meaningless they are after you find out someone who isn’t even in your “top 50” of the class cult that did better than you. </p>

<p>Sorry to crush your Ivy League skills but if you can’t get an A in AP Physics WITH a tutor then you’re doing it wrong. You twats need to stop talking the talk and walk the damn walk. It’s been like this for 3 years and I’m glad college admission and SATs are right around the corner. Payback’s a ***** and I hope you’re bawling after HYPSM and all the other top schools and ivy leagues reject you because you’re just stupid despite being in the pathetic top 10 of the class. </p>

<p>If you do everything you’re told to do, don’t expect to be top. If only you were passionate about what you did. Then MAYBE you would have a shot in this crapshoot. Good luck on life, [insert my high school name here] twats. </p>

<p>P.S. If you diss my college choice (a nice private liberal arts college) just because it’s not an Ivy League, I’ll punch you right in that annoying mouth of yours.</p>

<p>Dear ACT,</p>

<p>Thank you for finally delivering my score. </p>

<p>Yours always,
Puggly</p>

<p>Dear Haters,</p>

<p>Y’all got me feeling the greatest.</p>

<p>Dear English class,
Thanks for all the praise for my IOP rap. Even if it was quite ****ty.</p>

<p>Dear J,</p>

<p>After that IOP… I wanted to give up my rapping. But now you have me giving a rap for the entire *<strong><em>ing Talent show for Japan… in less than a *</em></strong>ing week. Thanks a ****ing lot. Now I gotta go and work.</p>

<p>Dear Engineering, </p>

<p>I hate you for taking up all my free time and b/c of that I can’t get my dinner date with this one girl I wanna share dinner with. </p>

<p>Sincerely,
Brando</p>

<p>Dear laziness/(depression?),</p>

<p>Please go away right now. I hate the hold you have on me, you’re making me careless about my schoolwork and personal responsibilities at home. I hate feeling too tired and unmotivated to do what I have to do, and I’m clueless as to how I shake the feeling. </p>

<p>Ugh I just want to care again, and as of right now I feel dumb and careless.</p>

<p>oh that leads me to another thing</p>

<p>Dear personal insecurities,</p>

<p>I have to find a way to deal with you before I go off to college. I’m tired of feeling stupid, ugly, under-appreciated, unwanted, inferior. Bleh I’m tired of hating myself. I don’t want these personal problems to grow once I leave, I need to eliminate them now.</p>

<p>Dear the three of you,</p>

<p>Who do you think you are? Just because you think you’re funny you feel that you have the right to treat others however you want.
So what if a few people laugh at your plain jokes? You have no right to be an arrogant ***<em>s. Newsflash, you may get a few laughs but you’re all inconsiderate jerks. First of all you’re rude. Second of all you’re basically bullies. Thirdly, real men don’t pick on girls. So stop thinking you’re so “masculine” and “cool.” And so WHAT if someone’s ugly? SO WHAT if they’re insecure? Do you really need to point it out?
so what if they annoy you? because YOU ALL annoy the sh</em>
out of me. Yet I don’t put you down or make fun of you.
I can’t watch you all behave this way. It’s disgusting.
I don’t make you feel like you’re worth nothing. I don’t look at you in that demeaning way. You guys aren’t the kings of this school, so stop behaving as if you’re the hottest pieces of a
around. You three should start acting like real men, instead of picking on the girls at our school. Screw you.</p>

<p>I’d like a little bit of respect as well.</p>

<p>Thank the Lord for this thread-- been wanting to get this out for a while</p>

<p>Dear X:
Screw off. you get what you want cause your parents are uber-rich. I’m suer you will be able to get into any college you want to because your parents can afford out of state tuition. Its bull**** that you skip school any period we have a test. I am no doctor, but i feel like being sick every other day for just a period is a bit improbable. You don’t have friends because of the way you act. people aren’t jealous of you the way you think, and the way you stalk my friends is horrible. (seriously guys, he watched my best friend and his girlfriend make out, and just watched from outside the window of the car. how creepy is that?!) you are gay. Everyone is sick of you bragging about how straight you are. You spend your time designing dresses, and all the schools on your list are fashion schools. Stop talking about how you “hit” that girl, and “banged” that one. You didn’t. In a sense i feel sorry for you because your mom is a crazy bible-beater, and because of that you won’t be able to admit that. i wish you weren’t in my life.</p>

<p>Dear “friends”
I’m sorry i don’t have 4.0 GPA’s like you all do. But i’m sick of being labeled as the dumb one. I’m not. I am smart in my own ways. Sorry i don’t spend 4 hours a night on homework like you do. Oh. and sorry i like to party, and drink and smoke on occasion (or more than on occasion :)) Im not an alcoholic like you say. I can handle myself. Please stop looking down on my college list because it doesn’t include Harvard, Penn, and Duke. I know i can’t get in there. But i have a chance to be the smartest kid in my family. Personally, i am proud of that. Just because i know that i am not going to get a 34 on the ACT like you all did, doesn’t make me stupid. I would be happy with a 28-30. The highest anyone has ever gotten in my family is a 24. My family is proud of me, and that is all that matters. Oh and “Y”- i am way more committed that you say. and i am sick of you saying that i am not. Sorry i have a job because my parents don’t give me money to buy whatever i want, when i want, like your parents to do you. So sorry i can’t go to every basketball open gym, or sorry that sometimes i have to put one activity in front of another. But its what happens in the real world. I hate my job, but frankly i am glad that i have it. It helps me learn what it is like to actually have to balance everything. But you are spoiled and you wouldn’t know about that. You won’t work a full day in your life until you are out of college most likely. </p>

<p>Dear Mom and Dad
Thanks. Although we (often) have our disagreements thanks for making me grow up. Thanks for helping me realize that people have to work for what they get in life. Thanks for sending me to a private school, where kids drive mercedes, and get whatever they want. As much i am sure i would love that life, thats not our family. And i love it. I love our family, more than i love any of my material goods. As much as i hate working, i am glad you made me keep it. It is nice to have my own money, money that i know i earned. </p>

<p>Dear everyone who i can trust:
Thank you. without you people i wouldn’t be here writing this. suicide is often on my mind. thanks for being there to text and talk to me when i get down. My family thanks you too, even though they don’t know. My family couldn’t handle if i killed myself, and thanks for keeping me off that path.</p>

<p>Dear Brother:
I love you. Mom and Dad love you. Amanda, Miranda, and Lia love you. Please realize this. Alcohol is not the answer. You are a 32 year old alcoholic who never graduated from college. You say you are getting back on track, and i really want to believe you. But i have heard this story before. You hurt mom, but more dad than you can ever believe. Dad loves you. You are his first son. He has a connection to you that he doesn’t have with me. Please realize that family > alcohol. I am 17 and you have had me worried since i was 13. There were many months when we didn’t know where you were. Do you understand how scary that is? I want you to be there for my High School graduation. I want you to be there for my college graduation, my wedding, my kids birth, along with many more things. Please don’t et your life get so ****ty that you end up killing yourself with alcohol. Please. </p>

<p>Well thanks CC. I needed to get all of that out.</p>

<p>Dear Previous High-Schoolers at my School,</p>

<p>I’d like for you to know that you left a mess in the flammables cabinet. Guess who had to clean it up and ended up with goggle lines and a face mask that had to be repaired several times because she couldn’t find a good one? Me. I don’t want to know what mixture that green gunk was, but honestly, you shouldn’t let wastes collect on the bottom of a cabinet.</p>

<p>Dear teacher,</p>

<p>Next time, tell me at least a couple hours in advance that I’m going to have to speak on stage about coming to our school. Seriously, even 15 minutes would have been nice. It’s not fun to come up with an entire speech on the spot.</p>

<p>Dear CC,</p>

<p>I feel this thread is therapeutic. However, it’s not okay that I’m not going to get into college at the rate I’m going. Why? I’m currently procrastinating on my homework by being on here.</p>

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<p>Amen .</p>

<p>dear __,</p>

<p>I noticed you looking at me today,(or were you just looking at something in my direction?) Nah… I don’t think you were because the instant I looked in your direction you looked away. I’ve found myself staring at you a few times too and I think you’ve noticed. I don’t know if I like you, but you’re definitely easy on the eyes. I don’t know if you like me, but if you do can you just say something please the awkward glances and small talk is kind of misleading.</p>

<p>ehh maybe it’s nothing maybe I’m over analyzing all of this</p>

<p>Dear stomach virus that currently has both me and my mom bedstricken,
Please go away. I already missed the beginning of buffers in AP Chem today, and I have 5 important grades at the end of this week (third quarter ends next week).
I’m in a state right now where I can type, but this might not last more than another half hour. I have an essay due Friday, plus two tests Friday and one Thursday (the only one I’m worried about is AP Chem, since I missed the beginning of buffers).
Another thing - please don’t hit my sister. She’s the only one in my family not currently affected by it or over it, and it’s hard enough that me and my mom will have to care for each other (my dad has an important meeting at work and already missed Friday due to the same sickness).</p>

<p>If this post seems awkward, it’s because I can’t really think fully straight because of the sickness.</p>

<p>Also, dear SAT scores released tomorrow"
Please be good scores. I don’t want to have to take the SAT again.</p>

<p>Please give me at least one acceptance tomorrow.</p>

<p>Dear MITES,
I need you. Please send me a thick package come mid April. </p>

<p>Dear Smith College,
Please accept me for ED come December 15, 2011. </p>

<p>Dear AP US History Grade,
Please don’t drop below a 90. </p>

<p>Dear Junior Year,
Why are you the LONGEST year of my life!?</p>

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<p>Post of the year award.</p>

<p>Dear George Bush Administration,
Why the hell did you f*** America over and destroy thousands upon thousands of lives in Iraq and Afghanistan?</p>

<p>Dear Osama Bin Laden,
You are f***ing crazy. It would have been better for the world had you died at Tora Bora in 2001.</p>

<p>Dear Obama Administration,
Your social and fiscal policies are sucky as hell. Also, get us the hell out of Afghanistan. And why are we spending hundreds of millions of dollars on Libya? If you hadn’t noticed, Japan kind of needs some help right now, and oh what’s that? We’re are drowning in trillions of dollars of debt? Actually, I am glad were contributing to help kick Gaddafi’s ass. But still. Hundreds of millions of dollars ain’t chump change. </p>

<p>Dear Iran,
Stop being a bunch of dumb***es and trying to build nuclear weapons. What the hell is wrong with you people? </p>

<p>Dear Gaddafi,
Stop being an ******* and get out of power. No one likes you, not even other arabs. Yeah, we still remember your state-sponsored terrorism back in the day.</p>

<p>Dear CC,
Why did we have this thread? I wasted like an hour on it. I have a test tomorrow for a class that I don’t like at all, and I’m super tired.</p>

<p>Dear first college rejection,
I’m okay. Not lying, or even exaggerating.</p>

<p>Dear first college rejection,</p>

<p>I know you’re there, just waiting to ambush me with four of your buddies tomorrow at precisely 5:00 pm. Don’t think you’ll scare me, as I’ll be ready. You may beat me up a bit, but I will win in the end.</p>

<p>I’m disappointed in myself for slacking off freshman year. Now as a sophomore, i’m trying as hard as i can. I try but it never seems good enough…haha, i should be studying for the AP/SAT 2 US History test right now. That right there proves that i’m a bad student. I hate how i’m set on studying, then i end up on college confidential, or facebook, etc. I hate how the kids ranked one in my class seem to not even try (yes, there are two kids ranked 1, and you wouldn’t even classify them as smart when you first meet them!). ugh, i want to get into a good school, but i’m afraid my freshman year ruined that for me. :/</p>