<p>Understanding girls is easy...keeping them sorted out is what's tough.</p>
<p>haha not at all dude, girls send messed up signs, one minute they're ignoring me and then they make it like they like you.</p>
<p>that's what makes them so predictable..they are ALL like that. :P</p>
<p>It's just varying shades of nuttiness and game-playing.</p>
<p>I hate that though, why can't they just tell me how they feel?</p>
<p>Never..they are pulled aside during some class in Jr. High where they are given special instructions to never answer a question directly..or at the very least make a male ask them what 's the matter 15 times before they respond in the affirmative. e.g.</p>
<p>Dumb male: You okay?</p>
<p>Superior female: Yeah.</p>
<p>Dumb male: What's the matter?</p>
<p>Superior female: Nothing.</p>
<p>Dumb male: is it something that I said?</p>
<p>Superior female: No.</p>
<p>Dumb male: Did I do something wrong?</p>
<p>Superior female: Nah.</p>
<p>Dumb male: Is this because I wear your underwear?</p>
<p>Superior female: ...wha? no.</p>
<p>Dumb male: Is it because I put those pics of your mom online?</p>
<p>Superior female: Um...nah.</p>
<p>Dumb male: Is this about your sister and me?</p>
<p>Superior female: ...it's nothing really.</p>
<p>Dumb male: I'm real sorry I blew up your dog?</p>
<p>Superior female: that's not it.</p>
<p>Dumb male: So there is something?</p>
<p>Superior female: Huh..no! leave me alone!</p>
<p>Dumb male: Are you sure?</p>
<p>Superior female: Well...it's just that...blah blah blah (lots of crying and stuff)</p>
<p>Rinse. Repeat.</p>
<p>haha umm i have no clue what you're talking about</p>
<p>I follow exilio.</p>
<p>well that's good guitar shredder but it doesn't help me in my search for what girls mean when they do certain things</p>
<p>And in all fairness I should present a typical male conversation along similar lines:</p>
<p>Dumb male #1: Dude! What's up!?</p>
<p>Dumb male #2: Man, you snaked the last beer you d1ck!</p>
<p>Dumb male #1: No worries bud, I'll pick up some more later.</p>
<p>Dumb male #2: It's all good bro. Let's play some GTA.</p>
<p>It seems a better way to communicate, but then again, what do I know..I am just a dumb, unfeeling, selfish, sex-obsessed, beer-swilling, potential-rapist, misogynistic, Cro-Magnon male.</p>
<p><em>sigh</em> </p>
<p>this is why this is the "girls" thread and not the "women" thread. we're not all whiny, passive-aggressive little junior-high girls, just as most men are not overly-macho, masculine-image-conscious, insensitive bastards. </p>
<p>the rule of thumb is: ask straight out--"you look stressed/unhappy...is there anything I can do?" </p>
<p>If she looks unhappy, *** are you asking her if she's all right?! Common sense!</p>
<p>Damn, I forgot to list us as bastards...stupid, stupid!!!</p>
<p>Just kidding..I hear you tebro...I am just generalizing...as the same thing has been done to guys for too long. But stereotypes exist for a reason right?</p>
<p>yes, because there is always a grain of truth in a stereotype. </p>
<p>I admit, I do play the "I'm suffering horribly, and I'll make you suffer even more because you don't automatically know what's wrong with me and offer to buy me chocolate, you bloody bastard." Generally, once a month. </p>
<p>Yeah. Just...respect, and all will work out.</p>
<p>"I'm suffering horribly, and I'll make you suffer even more because you don't automatically know what's wrong with me and offer to buy me chocolate, you bloody bastard."</p>
<p>... y'know, i kinda wanted a girlfriend, but that sentence right there has kinda turned me off from the idea :-O</p>
<p>be afraid, be very afraid</p>
<p>yeah, for all you guys out there, that one time of the month is when you should turn on your physic powers :p oh the pleasures of being a girl</p>
<p>or if you're not in tune with the miss clio in you, get some midol and run like hell</p>
<p>it's so horrible, but it's like I can almost feel myself getting crankier and crankier. It's like I know I'm not being as nice as I usually am, but I just can't help it.</p>
<p>"oh the pleasures of being a girl"</p>
<p>... what i can discern...</p>
<ul>
<li>hitting guys and not getting hit back</li>
<li>kicking guys in the nuts</li>
<li>demanding jewerly, go out to eat</li>
<li>better at seducing</li>
</ul>
<p>that's about it, LoL~</p>
<p>I was reading the 1st page of this and I burst out laughing...I totally overanalyze everything with guys. If one of my male friends doesn't say hi to me in the hallway, I think he's mad at me or doesn't like me anymore. hehe this gives me proof I'm not such an abnormal female</p>
<p>I'm not even good at seducing. I am the worst person on the planet at flirting. Which is why I never do. I need lessons lol.</p>