Got my license. Ten minutes later

<p>a guy on the road flips me off because he almost ran into me when I switched lanes. Even though there was initially thirty feet for him to work with.</p>

<p>lol?</p>

<p>Get used to it.</p>

<p>I’m pretty sure you’re probably just a terrible driver.</p>

<p>You probably slammed on your breaks/slowed down, like a random.</p>

<p>You loooooooooooooooooooooove making assumptions do you?</p>

<p>That’s driving for you. </p>

<p>Right after I got my license some lady followed me 10 minutes to the mall because I didn’t make a left turn fast enough for her. And so she follows me all the way and then when I get out she’s screaming at me telling me I’m stupid and a terrible driver and that he was going to cut up my license.
I pretty much just gave her my sob story and she calmed down. But people are crazy.</p>

<p>Look, if you just got your license, you’re not a good driver. You may think you are, but you really suck. Thirty feet isn’t that far, especially when you suck at driving. People don’t get ****ed at you unless you did something wrong.</p>

<p>Well it felt like thirty feet but I’ve done a lane change like that millions of times and I’ve always shifted lanes while giving the people behind me lots (not using loosely) of free space to use. The distance between us must have been ten car lengths…</p>

<p>okay that’s not thirty feet… or close to that. Well this is awkward. The point is, I got my first taste of road rage, whoopee. And I’m not going to lie, I laughed when I saw the finger.</p>

<p>Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. You probably really cut him off and slowed down.</p>

<p>…btw i find that women consistently make bad driving decisions. anything involving them and moving vehicles is usually a trainwreck waiting to happen. watch your back.</p>

<p>disclaimer: I’m sure not all women are bad drivers. I just haven’t met any of the millions of the good ones that are on the internet.</p>

<p>^^If you just got your license, how have you made that change millions of times?</p>

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<p>hahaha I really love the title of this thread</p>

<p>LOL @ twizzle</p>

<p>its the drivers fault for driving behind you. That’s my philosophy.</p>

<p>When people flip me off, I get really offended at first, but then it just ends up being hilarious.</p>

<p>Had my license since I was 16 back in '09, haven’t been flipped off yet. I drive like an ass though and race old people frequently. No speeding tickets yet, just one for not signaling.</p>