Guess what happened in Seymour High School today...

Colleges and Universities A-Z Cornell University
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<p>The story goes like this:</p>

<pre><code> There is a kid named Justin in my school who is the biggest dick in the world. One of the nights, he and his buddies decided to egg this other guy's house. The other guy, named Jake, found out the next day that it was Justin and his buddies who egged his house. So in retaliation, Jake brought in an egg to school today and when no one, not even Justin, was expecting it, Jake chucked the egg right in Justin's face. Not only that, Jake also beat the crap out of him. The reason why Jake decided to single out Justin instead any of his buddies is because Justin is a tall and skinny dumbwad who has an extremely long nose whereas the other guys were all football players averaging 6'1, 185 pounds. We all call Justin "the bird" since he has such a long nose, and today, someone broke his "beak". Unfortunately, I was right there when the fight transpired and little bit of blood and egg residue flew on me. But I have admit, IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. What a glorious day!
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<p>dude. that's funny. </p>

<p>i wish jake got the football playas too lol</p>

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<p>The spider and the fly </p>

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<p>ok this is completly stupid but i can never get these dumb blue book problems...ok so can ne one help me with it?
In a rectangular room 30'x12'x12', a spider is at the middle of an end wal, on foot from the celling
The fly is at the middle of the opposite end wall, one foot above the floor. The fly is so frightened it cant move.
What is the shortest distance the spider must crawl in order to capture the fly?(hint less then 42') i may seem totally stupid but i need help and my teacher wont help ne one out with these so i hope u help...thanks</p>

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<p>Now, what would be <em>really</em> funny is if right after this, you left a note at the bottom "Oh, by the way, what are my chances for Cornell? -insert stats here-.</p>

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<p>"football players averaging 6'1, 185 pounds"</p>

<p>Dude....with guys who are 6'1 and only 185, your football team must really suck...</p>

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<p>Which is about average size for an NFL CB or WR...</p>

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<p>Hint...think of the room as a box. Now unfold it.</p>

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<p>that's sweet, drinkingmilk</p>

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<p>hm.. about fighting...... will any college rescind your admission if you're caught fighting..or anything against school policies?</p>

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<p>what a great way to ruin a perfectly awesome thread, seichong</p>

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<p>hahahaha thanks</p>

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<p>As long as you don't get suspended or anything, it will be just fine. I intend to get some things achieved before I get to leave. lol.</p>

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<p>6'1, 185 lbs football players...no wonder Ansonia beats on Seymour all the time...</p>

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<p>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....no you didn't, Spyrey!!!</p>

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<p>ok so the fact that I'm 6'5, 180 pounds makes me skinny, doesn't it...haha</p>

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<p>hahah drinkingmilkalldaylong, you know its true :D</p>