<p>So today I was in Physics class as usual doing my work and whatnot. Ty'Shawn was talking my ear off about whatever nerd thing he talks about. Something about wizards and USB drives I don't even know. Then there was Alex, a really good friend of mine who just so happens to be a little bit of a nutjob. We were talking as usual, us and Ty'Shawn.</p>
<p>It was right then that I got the best idea. There was no turning back: the plan had been hatched.</p>
<p>Anyways, when I left my Physics class having turned in my assignment a mere three seconds before the bell rang, I made my way to the library right in front of the main stairwell where my vice principal stands. Immediately after I got a drink at the water fountain, I came face to face with Alex who began pushing me and screaming something incomprehensible.</p>
<p>At this point, every single person stopped to stare at us with wide eyes as we slammed out books down and I began pushing and yelling at him as well. Our vice principal looked on in horror, screaming for us to stop with the most serious expression as Alex and I drew back our fists...</p>
<p>... and began to play rock-paper-scissors.</p>
<p>I have never seen a crowd of people hurt themselves laughing that much in my entire life.</p>
<p>Today was a good day.</p>