<p>HERe it GOES!</p>
<p>ADMISSIONS GUY #2 (to the Dean):
She does have a 4.0 from USC and she got a one-seventy-nine on her LSATs.
DEAN OF ADMISSIONS: A fashion major?
ADMISSIONS GUY #3: Well, we've never had one before... aren't we always looking for diversity?
ADMISSIONS GUY #1: Her list of extracurriculars is impressive.
(The Dean looks at her application.)
DEAN OF ADMISSIONS: (unimpressed) She was in a Ricky Martin video --
ADMISSIONS GUY #2: Clearly, she's interested in music...
DEAN OF ADMISSIONS: (reading on; skeptical)
She also designed a line of faux fur panties for her sorority's charity
project --
ADMISSIONS GUY #3:Then she's a friend to animals as well as a philanthropist.<br>
AMISSIONS GUY #1: I think it's obvious that she's a very
well-rounded individual. (He points to Elle -- freeze-framed in her bikini-top on video, on the TV. The admissions guys look to the Dean. He folds.)</p>
<p>DEAN OF ADMISSIONS:
Elle Woods -- Welcome to Harvard.</p>