<p>I feel so sorry for you 
honestly</p>
<p>lmao thatās the worst essay I think Iāve ever read!
Iām sorry if that sounds harsh. Iām trying to help you.</p>
<p>Iām all for having funny essays, and mixing it up but this isnāt funnyā¦plus its not even well written, youāve got to have a more clever approach to this kind of thing. </p>
<p>read that famous nyu essayā¦its really funny but also really well written.</p>
<p>man the poor guy is just getting killedā¦i think the opening joke about wikipedia really didnāt hit and just kind of turned it off for most of the readers, in all fairness i did think the caps lock part was kind of funny</p>
<p>but as a piece of satire it just totally fails</p>
<p>i would say the essay is TRYING WAY TOO HARD.
what i mean is you can definitely blend in a sense of humor, even sarcasm, at one point or two. but when you go all out for the entire essay - itās like: oh well, you are definitely trying ultra hard, and I feel pressured to laugh - in which case, it will be difficult to laugh.</p>
<p>This is just plain dumb. There are like two places, that when placed in a good essay, could spice it up. Whatever it is youāre tying to do, it isnāt working. One Harvard student said, it isnāt necessarily the smartest kid who gets in, but the one who has the most passion for what they do. </p>
<p>Obviously thereās more to it than that, but this essay doesnāt give an insight into any applicant. If anyone was admitted to a high caliber school with this essay, it must have been because the adcoms were bored of 12 font double spaced essays and decided to toss this one into the mix because it was different.</p>
<p>Orā¦this is a joke :).</p>
<p>ā ā ā ā ā ? I suspectā¦</p>