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<p>I bury my face into the depths of my hands every time i hear someone say this.</p>
<p>^LOL. Shake my head.</p>
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<p>Have palm. </p>
<p>Apply to face. </p>
<p>/facepalm</p>
<p>lol i’m a girl and i bit-chslapped this kid when he started insulting my friend (made her cry). that’s about the closest i’ve ever gotten to a fight. he came to school the next day with a giant red splotch over his cheek, so i was happy! (:</p>
<p>I am trained in the arts of Kung Fu. Many people have picked on me because I am Chinese. I have beaten the living hell out of every single one of them, they were all at least 2 years older than me. Many had to go hospital with broken bones. I am small and skinny so when I say it wasn’t me everyone believes me. Thug life.</p>
<p>I started a fight club in 2nd grade with like 15 other guys in it. When it was recess we would go to the most secluded area in the playground, and push each other into the slides and try and choke each other out. No punches really. Then after like 2 weeks a girl who didn’t like me told the teacher about it, and said I was the ringleader. I had to sit on a table for the next 2 recesses, and when I was done with my timeout, there was no more fight club. </p>
<p>I’ve gotten in more fight after that with a fat kid, I kicked him, he fell down, I threw my backpack on him and punched him in the face a few times. This was in like 9th grade and he was making fun of me</p>
<p>I know the feeling of being teased. Alas, my Kung Fu expertise allows me to elegantly punish my foes. I am the Dragon Warrior.</p>
<p>Oh and also when I was like 6-7 I beat up this kid at my cousins birthday party because he said he was better friends with my cousin than I was (bullcrap). I punched him until he was lying down crying. </p>
<p>I was an angry kid</p>
<p>In order to master my art, you must calm your mind my apprentice. I can teach you great things, one day you will be able to elegantly dispose of your enemies, continue to punch, but punch professionally. No one will get in your way in life, you will be the most powerful warrior in the universe, 2nd only to me.</p>
<p>^no dude. Po is the dragon warrior</p>
<p>I defeated Po and stole the scroll. Po is but a memory now.</p>
<p>I know it’s secrets aswell, I can teach them to those willing to follow me.</p>
<p>There are no secrets to the scroll. What kind of dragon warrior are you??</p>
<p>And my allegiance is to Po. As long he is in our hearts, you will never be the dragon warrior</p>
<p>The scroll only reveals itself to the true dragon warrior my misinformed young warrior. It is his choice what to do with the secrets. Po is gone, i give you permission to kiss my feet from now on. Please do not make me use my mastery of Kung Fu to hurt you. You would join a massive group of my victims should you provoke me.</p>
<p>The only feet I will kiss are Po’s. as we speak I am gathering the Furious Five, especially Tigress. With her sexy sexy voice she will make you beg for mercy. The scroll is only used to do good.</p>
<p>Like the extremely attractive and muscular Ti-Lung before me, I will crush them all with my power. I advice you not to join them on this quest, it will only bring pain to you.</p>
<p>Tai-Lung may have been muscular and externally attractive, but because of the imbalance of his Yin and Yang, his soul was ugly and tarnished. Those with ugly and tarnished souls can only destroy, not create, and soon, they too are destroyed by those with beautiful souls, like te great Dragon Warrior Po</p>
<p>Po is dead. I killed him and am now the dragon warrior. Accept it and join me young one. You may still be saved. I am even more externally attractive and muscular than Tai-Lung, which more than makes up for my split soul. What university are/will you attend, I will duel with you there oh lost one,unless, unless, you subject yourself to my teachings. Join me, join me and survive.</p>
<p>My training in the Chinese art of Wushu will be more than enough to deal with your Kung-fu. And those will evil in their hearts can never fully comprehend the scroll. You only think you do, but in reality, you don’t. I will be attending NYU next year. </p>
<p>Come</p>
<p>Meet me there, with your scroll. With my Wushu and the furious five’s help, we will defeat you in the same way that Po defeated Tai-Lung and Lord Shen. You are no match for me and especially Tigress, with her sexy bod</p>