<p>Firstly, well done to you on gaining admission my future apprentice. I have no idea what Wushu is; hence, Kung fu will beat your mystical art. As for your possy, I already tamed the tigress. I out fought her, lured her in with my great looks, and, as the great Tai-Lung before me, ‘tapped that.’ she is quite a sexy slut. Now I will do the same to the monkey. Don’t make me hurt you, please.</p>
<p>I fought a pitcher from a rival high school during a baseball game. </p>
<p>I had hit a homerun off of the opposing pitcher and I guess he thought I showboated too much during my homerun trot (I didn’t showboat, btw). He started yelling at me as I went around the bases. In the next inning, our pitcher hit, by accident, one of the opposing hitters. This guy knew it was accidental, and so we thought nothing of it. However, when it was my turn to hit again, the pitcher threw behind my back, and then on the next pitch, tried to bean me in the head.</p>
<p>I charged the mound and attacked this guy to the ground, which was surprising. (he was like 6’5", I’m 5’9") The benches cleared, but only the two of us actually fought. It was worth it though, as I won the fight. I had a few scratches and bruises, he had a black eye, and a swollen, bloody nose. Got suspended from the next 4 games though…</p>
<p>FutureWeatherman I can teach you my arts. Together, you don’t have to be content with being a weatherman, we can rule the planet and destroy the furious 5 once and for all</p>
<p>This thread was excellent for a while, but then tl;dr.</p>
<p>One time, a kid tattled on one of my friends (who’d gone into the boys’ bathroom), so I punched him and chipped his tooth. And he didn’t tattle. Who said fists couldn’t solve anything? Though, at the time, there were speculations that he didn’t tell because he liked me. This may be reinforced by the fact that he and the guy I went to the school dance with got into a fight (a real one) over chips, but really over me.</p>
<p>I felt special, though I spent the whole evening crying in the girls’ bathroom. Bathroom to bathroom - ashes to ashes. Like a phoenix.</p>
<p>The only serious one was sophomore year at, of all places, a tennis tournament. Opponent tried to lob it over me, smashed it back…right into his face. I tried explaining that it was just an accident, but yeah, didn’t work. I “won” though haha.</p>
<p>HA!HA! Dfree your post was the first post I’ve ever actually laughed at on CC. Congrats bro.</p>
<p>hahaha that was so funny, dfree.</p>
<p>studious’ post was funny too, guise.</p>
<p>eye now rite.</p>
<p>I just thought he needed some credit too.</p>
<p>Applause for studious and dfree. Nothing but applause.</p>
<p>I’m in fights all the time. Sometimes my opponents are a lot bigger than me, other times they’re smaller. I win about half the time. They’re very intense fights, fought tournament style. I’m of course talking about verbally fighting, in debate team.</p>
<p>The only actual “fight” I had was in 2nd grade when I punched a kid in the stomach and then he knocked me down, then our parents were called and we had to apologize to one another and get lectured. It had something to do with gym class, but I don’t even remember what game we were playing.</p>
<p>There are fights all the time at my school, it is public high school after all. The most hilarious one I ever saw was a fight between two white girls. One hair pull, one slap, and the first girl is crying. It took all my effort not to laugh at them. I was also actually hurt when I was too close to one that started in the gym locker room, I was pushed down and my elbow was cut on the metal bench behind me. One of the kids in it got a broken nose, and I had to go to the office and ‘explain what happened’ like I had witnessed a freakin’ murder or something, I didn’t even know their names.</p>
<p>Oh, one time in pre-K, I chased a kid up a piano, then I cornered him and bit his eye-brow so hard it bruised and bled.</p>
<p>I don’t remember why. I’m sure I was justified, though.</p>
<p>Wow hippo! Not only do you have a lot of repressed love, but you also have lots of pent-up anger I didn’t even know existed!</p>
<p>^ +5 </p>
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<p>I’m just an all-round passionate person. What can I say? Also, Gram, notice how I’m refusing to acknowledge your invitation to post on the Life thread? Yeah. Self-restraint. Yeah.</p>
<p>Also, according to my personality type, I’m earnest and extreme and, you know, violent, both in love and in anger. Like Hitler and peeps.</p>
<p>What, the myer-briggs thing?</p>
<p>Yeah, that.</p>
<p>Self-restraint? That’s funny.</p>
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<p>Wut? azertyuio</p>