<p>If MIT were to start a Math quiz question, what would be the gold medal winning joke: post some that you think, are quite quite superb spectacularly frantically fantastically funny/nerdy.</p>
<p>let me start: What is the first derivative (dy/dx) of a COW?
Ans: PRIME RIB Ha Ha Ha!</p>
<p>Lets post some PROJECTED MIT class of 2013 statistics here–</p>
<p>Format:</p>
<li>Rank of MIT in your list.</li>
<li>Any research done.</li>
<li>Stupendous honors/awards achieved.</li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion.</li>
<li>Applying EA or RD.</li>
<li>Lowest and highest SAT reasoning scores you achieved (if you feel comfortable in mentioning them)</li>
<li>Nerdiest thing you have done in your whole life.</li>
</ol>
<p>Nevertheless, credit goes to Ambitiousteen who started a similar kind of thread some hours a go.</p>
<p>For example:
First
Created Frankenstein.
President of “Dumbest students of the world” club.
<p>this one is difinitely more academic than the last but...</p>
<ol>
<li>Rank of MIT in your list.--tied for #1</li>
<li>Any research done.-- research at the NIMH for a whole year + a summer; going back next summer cause it's so fun</li>
<li>Stupendous honors/awards achieved.-- haha none worth mentioning</li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion.-- playing Magic Schoolbus computer games...still</li>
<li>Applying EA or RD.-- EA</li>
<li>Lowest and highest SAT reasoning scores you achieved (if you feel comfortable in mentioning them)-- 2010, 2140 eh w/e</li>
<li>Nerdiest thing you have done in your whole life.-- In the 4th grade I would make up math problems to solve in the car on road trips HAHA</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Rank of MIT in your list. - Numero Uno =)</li>
<li>Any research done. Yup. Summer of Junior Year - MIT Nuclear Eng. Summer of Senior Year - Harvard Physics and Applied Sciences</li>
<li>Stupendous honors/awards achieved. None =( Some junior achievement, national merit, school awards.</li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion. Watching people.</li>
<li>Applying EA or RD. EA FTW! =)</li>
<li>Lowest and highest SAT reasoning scores you achieved (if you feel comfortable in mentioning them) 760 verbal, 770 math, 800 writing (one sitting)</li>
<li>Nerdiest thing you have done in your whole life. Applying to MIT! Hehe =)</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Unsure. I really am. </li>
<li>Applying mathematics to music. No science fairs though :/</li>
<li>Do writing awards count? :P </li>
<li>I love peoplewatching too!! </li>
<li>RD</li>
<li>760 W, 800 M+CR</li>
<li>My existence. But really, the little things.. like being afraid of turning orange from eating carrots, asking random <em>scientific</em> questions at times, etc. Like on the way back from my college trip during spring break, I asked my dad whether the amount of birdpoop on the windshield was proportionate to the time spent in the car or the distance traveled, obviously assuming that birdpoop falls randomly. I'll leave that question to you guys :P</li>
</ol>
<p>I think birdpoop is proportionate to the amount of time the car is outside of the garage, unless you are going into areas under a migration or something else like that which would increase the chances of being pooped on!</p>
<p>Now you just wanna know your competition, don'tcha? :P</p>
<p>mmk :P</p>
<ol>
<li>Rank of MIT in your list: 1</li>
<li>Any research done: yes.</li>
<li>Stupendous honors/awards achieved: no.</li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion.: foosball. I mentioned it in my essay. I also make fortune tellers out of weird things like gum wrappers. Which is pri-tee cool.</li>
<li>Applying EA or RD.: EA.</li>
<li>Lowest and highest SAT reasoning scores you achieved (if you feel comfortable in mentioning them): 640 CR! 740 math! 720 writing! (those were my lowest) highest: 690 CR. 800 M. 800 W. :) two sittings.</li>
<li>Nerdiest thing you have done in your whole life.: apply to MIT, hands DOWN.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Rank of MIT in your list.= 1 or 2 (JHU BME would be great... but MIT=financial aid and insane nanoengineering.</li>
<li>Any research done.=domestic is cheap... i got a chance to go abroad... research related to things yall wont really understand lol... neurosurgery (more then just glancing ur anatomy book :) )</li>
<li>Stupendous honors/awards achieved.= volunteer recognized across the city?? Toronto amateur DJ competition 1st place??.. certificate of distinction and honour for internship in dubai+india</li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion= explaining surgeries and concepts of medicine to people.. watching surgeries for fun in the operating room</li>
<li>Applying EA or RD.= EA </li>
<li>Lowest and highest SAT reasoning scores you achieved (if you feel comfortable in mentioning them)= I took ACT</li>
<li>Nerdiest thing you have done in your whole life= went to a high school and got a conventional conforming education... man homeschooling i woulda been done with all this useless chump work....</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>1. or 2. depends.</li>
<li>yes, microelectronics</li>
<li>some stuff lol mainly piano.</li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion : hmm. quirkiest. hair styling? not that strange, but it's not what most people enjoy.</li>
<li>RD</li>
<li>FAIL and WIN</li>
<li>Post on 4chan. yes, I'm a anon /b/tard.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Number one or two</li>
<li>Yup. worked with a MIT professor in a Harvard Medical School hospital for the past summer on a research project we co-authored (I only made a small contribution to the project). Hope to go back again!</li>
<li>Lol. nada.....><em>>....-</em>-;;;</li>
<li>Uhhh.......not telling. hahahha.</li>
<li>EA EA EA EA EA!!! </li>
<li>Highest = 2160 Lowest = Not Applicable b/c I took SAT 1 one time.</li>
<li>Uhhh....wrote 4 pages of trying to design a geometric formula/proof?</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Rank of MIT in your list: tied for number one</li>
<li>Any research done: yes. at baylor college of medicine in the texas med center and at md anderson and at this one neurosurgeon's clinic</li>
<li>Stupendous honors/awards achieved: define stupendous...i guess i have stuff from sci oly nationals, state, regionals, debate awards, etc</li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion: i play tetris on my Ti89 almost obsessively</li>
<li>Applying EA or RD: EA...although looking at this year's applicant pool, there's very little advantage =(</li>
<li>Lowest and highest SAT reasoning scores you achieved (if you feel comfortable in mentioning them): 2340 - one sitting. it's both my lowest and highest. (800 - CR, 800-math, 750 - writing)</li>
<li>Nerdiest thing you have done in your whole life: umm i don't even know...</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Rank of MIT in your list: Number one! Number one!</li>
<li>Any research done: Nada. </li>
<li>Stupendous honors/awards achieved: Most likely to be the nicest person in the room. At least that's the award I value most. </li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion: Sleeping. Not weird in itself, but weird that if I'm bored, I'll just go to sleep. </li>
<li>Applying EA or RD: EA. </li>
<li>Lowest and highest SAT reasoning scores you achieved (if you feel comfortable in mentioning them): 2040, 2240 (wildchartermage-I was going to comment on your one score being your highest and not lowest, but hamsi somewhat touched on that already)</li>
<li>Nerdiest thing you have done in your whole life: Math camp. Six weeks. Best summer of my life.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Rank of MIT in your list. - tied for first</li>
<li>Any research done. - 60-page thesis on jazz music (in progress; will be completed in march 2009)</li>
<li>Stupendous honors/awards achieved. - national merit semifinalist; 4.0 GPA; all-state band... nothing too spectacular, i guess</li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion. - i talk to myself sometimes (it's odd, but i know i talk to myself; it's not schizophrenia)</li>
<li>Applying EA or RD. - RD </li>
<li>Lowest and highest SAT reasoning scores you achieved (if you feel comfortable in mentioning them) - lowest: 2040 (620 CR, 720 M, 700 W); highest: 2270 (690 R, 800 M, 780 W); also ACT --- lowest: 30 (30 E, 33 M, 25 R, 33 S); highest: 35 (36 E, 36 M, 34 R, 34 S)</li>
<li>Nerdiest thing you have done in your whole life. - apply to harvard, princeton, yale, and MIT -- all tied for #1 (for obvious reasons..)</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Rank of MIT in your list: Tied for MIT and Harvard but MIT will ultimately win.</li>
<li>Any research done: Rocket motors, also took part in national rocketry competition.</li>
<li>Stupendous honors/awards achieved: Represented India in the International physics Olympiad, 2007.</li>
<li>What you think is your weirdest hobby/passion: No preference</li>
<li>Applying EA or RD: EA, ahhh... can't wait any longer.</li>
<li>Lowest and highest SAT reasoning scores you achieved (if you feel comfortable in mentioning them): i hate college board so ACT = 34</li>
<li>Nerdiest thing you have done in your whole life: Applying to MIT (He He =))</li>
</ol>