hey YOU. yeah, YOU. ARMWRESTLING IN SCHOOL? too cool!

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>hey PEOPLE i'm an ARMWRESTLER yeah that's right! This is THE official thread for everything armwrestling! Share your ANECDOTES, tips, TECHNIQUES, admonitions!! ANYTHING GOES. (not the musical). I want it all. OoOhhh Yeah, lay it on me thicccckkk. Mmmm baby. You're toooo good to me. </p>

<p>What's the buzz all about, you ask? We've all done it. We've all put our pride on the line once or twice. Armwrestling, man. That's what it's all about. Armwrestling IS high school. Armwrestling is life. Armwrestling is High School Life. No doubt. I breath for this ****. </p>

<p>It's cold outside. My teammates and I emerge from the stout yellow school bus that has transported us here. A rival high school. Academic Challenge baby. That's what I'm talking about. We're pumped - it's game time. Apprehensive yet determined, we head on in. Some weird girl leads us to a small classroom where the opposing team awaits. Yeah, they look smart. Hah. But no way we'd let them know it. Nuh uh. Not today. We sit down and wait for the match to begin. I'm eying the other team up, as is my nature. There's this one kid... damn he's big. Broad shoulders... huge forearms. A real bear. But he looks soft. Yeah, I think I could take him. In armwrestling, that is. I don't care about academically. Not my cup of tea. </p>

<p>I tell my teammates what's up. He's got a good 50 lbs on me, but they still think that I'd win. I have a reputation, you see. He's talking over there to his mates. It's now or never - the match will start soon, and I need to make a move before it does. So I pick myself up, walk on over to his side, and sit next to him. I look him right in the eyes. He doesn't meet my gaze - yeah, a caitiff, as suspected. I'm feeling good about this. He introduces himself all friendly like. I offer my hand up for a quick shake, and he accepts the offer. He's mine now - once they accept the shake, it's over. I tell him he has a strong grip. He says thanks. Goood. Right where I want him. I challenge him to a match. He accepts - big guy like him can't resist in front of all his buddies... some of whom are girls. Even better. </p>

<p>So we arrange the desks and get to it. Yeah, he's pretty strong. We're both lefty. The girls on his team reveal he's got a cute little nickname. Crusher. Awww. They say "Go Crusher GO!! Come on, he's tiny compared to you! Don't let us down!" But he does. I toy with him for a while. He utters the familiar self-effacing remarks such as: "His arm is pure muscle! I can't beat him. His grip is so strong! He's definitely going to win!!" I just smile the whole time - no talking. Smile, stare, grunt when needed, and drool if I want to freak the girls out. I dismiss him with ease once I'm bored and he's sufficiently embarrassed. We played mercy after that, but this AIN'T NO MERCY THRAD THIS BE ARMWRASTLIN' SHARE YOUR STORIES!! </p>

<p>And here's a task for everyone: At the next available opportunity, armwrestle your valedictorian. If you are the valedictorian, armwrestle the salutatorian. Guys; let her win. Gals; don't let him let you win.</p>

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<p>armwrestling is dangerous. i’ve seen people break their arm bones while armwrestling, so i don’t do it for that explicit reason. everyone should follow suit. you made the wrong decision. and academics are more important.</p>

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<p>one of my teachers freshmen year challenged me to an armwrestle, it ended in a tie lol</p>

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<p>I can’t beat anybody at arm wrestling. For some ungodly reason, my arm and grip strength are virtually null. Big, short, young, old, male, female… I can’t beat anybody unless I use my body weight to tilt my arm.</p>

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<p>It’s all right to use your body weight - that’s the whole idea behind back pressure and performing many of the various moves - like the toproll or the hook. But most kids freak out and accuse me of cheating if I ever try to use those techniques, so I only use them if they do first.</p>

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<p>Lol, srsly? Armwrestling? ;p</p>

<p>PURE MUSCLE! lololol</p>

<p>Anyhow, I don’t think I’ve armwrestled anyone since… 4 or 5 years back, haha, when I armwrestled my grandpa ;] Though before then, in the 5th and 6th grades, we used to arm wrestle on the bus ride to school. Hmmm, I think I beat everyone in my age and weight class, though there was this one fella in my grade who was 3 years older than me and a good 40 pounds heavier, so he would beat me every once in a while. I think he used diversionary tactics though, so i tmight not have been “fair,” haha…</p>

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<p>well. i think the armwrestling culture on CC is alive and well. wonderful.</p>

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<p>so i challenged the valedictorian and the salutatorian in physics today 'cause i sit at their table right and I BEAT THEM !!! let’s share more success stories</p>

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<p>I ARM WRESTLE MY BOYFRIENDS</p>

<p>sometimes i win</p>

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<p>You lost to me, Poseur, although I don’t know if you would call that arm wrestling, per se.</p>

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<p>lawl! </p>

<p>three-way arm wrestling? knawwwmean?!</p>

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<p>spell it armwrestling. i know the little red dotted-line can be pretty intimidating. i know what wikipedia says. it doesn’t matter.</p>

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<p>HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M USING FIREFOX?!</p>

<p>and i didn’t do it 'cause of the lines – i did it 'cause it looked better. jesus WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?</p>

<p>arm wrestling arm wrestling arm wrestling arm wrestling arm wrestling TAKE THIS</p>

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<p>i want you out of my *<strong><em>ing thread you PRICK. NO. don’t just BE SORRY - THINK for one *</em></strong>ing second. WHAT. THE. *<strong><em>. ARE YOU DOING?? are you professional or not? do I *</em></strong>ing walk (well… iwas) around and derail people’s threads?! NO. NO. Then why the **** are you doing it to ME? AHdadadaDAH like this in the background. WHAT THE **** IS IT WITH YOU? WHAT DON’T YOU *<strong><em>ING UNDERSTAND? you get any *</em></strong>ing idear about HEY, IT’S *<strong><em>ing DISTRACTING having somebody ruin my threads??? GIVE ME A *</em></strong>ING ANSWER. WHAT DON’T YOU GET ABOUT IT!?! I hope you had a good *<strong><em>ing time because it’s useless now, isn’t it? *</em></strong> sakes man you’re amateur. Somebody should be *<strong><em>ing watching her and keeping an eye on her. THIS Is the SECOND time that she doesn’t give a *</em></strong> about what one of my threads is about. You understand my mind is not in the thread if you’re doin’ that?? Stay off the *<strong><em>ing forum man. *</em></strong> sakes. NOW. LET’S GO AGAIN, AND LET’S NOT HAVE YOU *<strong><em>ING WALKING IN. You’re unbelievable man. Un-</em></strong><em>ing believable. You don’t *</em><strong>ing understand what it’s like posting on a mature forum. I’m gonna **</strong>ing kick your *<strong><em>ing ass if you don’t SHUT UP FOR A SECOND. YOU WANT ME TO *</em></strong>ING TRASH YOUR THREADS? THEN WHY ARE YOU TRASHING MINE? You do it one more *<strong><em>ing time and i’m not posting on this forum till you’re gone. I ain’t the one ruining threads. Seriously man, you and me… we’re *</em></strong>ing done professionally.</p>

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<p>ooh your postcount is almost your pathetic PSAT score</p>

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<p>I’m sorry. You must be mistaken.</p>

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<p>Strong cutoff, Ohio.</p>

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<p>Oh my, it’s on now.</p>

<p>I propose an armwrestling competition – TO THE DEATH!</p>

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<p>Dimitri, although I do not doubt your prowess – and although I am hesitant to rush to the defense of this… this despicable creature iwaswalking – one must only look at your respective shirtless photographs to realize that such a match would be quite a contest and that, consequently, you are by no means guaranteed a win. In fact, my money would likely be on this senseless barbarian of the Midwest.</p>

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<p>OKAY PEOPLE, let me settle this. Poseur; I’ve done my laundry more than twice in my life, so I’d beat you. Dimitri; 78-0-1 seems like an awfully funky record. An odd number? You armwrestling one-armed people? I call fraud.</p>