Hilarious A-holes In History

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>idk about you, but I find d****y historical figures to be lol worthy in their predictabilty</p>

<p>e.g.</p>

<p>"lol classic Bismarck, trying to outlaw Catholicism and then realizing he had to ally with them, then banning socialism! LMAO"</p>

<p>"hahahaha lolololol Philip the Fair pwned the pope and then he owned the Knights Templar."</p>

<p>"ROFL Catherine the Great had her husband murdered!"</p>

<p>They're just so predictable, it makes history class easier, plus they are funny in their ridiculousness. Looking back at how they did that stuff makes me lol, as long as they didn't kill large numbers of people</p>

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<p>Otto von Bismarck is such a BAMF.</p>

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<p>He IS! he’s so crazy </p>

<p>he’s always plotting stuff and stuff</p>

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<p>Poor Caligula and his daddy issues…</p>

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<p>Maximilien Robespierre was a legit jerk.</p>

<p>Except he executed large numbers of people so I guess he doesn’t count.</p>

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<p>Hahahahaha Caligula.</p>

<p>Watch the 60s/70s British soap opera called “I, Claudius.” It stars Derek Jacobi. It’s amazing when Caligula enters the story.</p>

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<p>lol Caligula was the best</p>

<p>Robespierre wasn’t as cool as Marat</p>

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<p>I will ignore the obvious one and delay Godwin’s Law…</p>

<p>I must say that Stalin was one f-ed up dude…</p>

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<p>Stalin killed too many people for me to lol at him, but others can if they so desire</p>

<p>Ivan the Terrible was hilarious though =D</p>

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<p>^^^Marat? The guy who was killed in his bathtub? My history is lousy :(</p>

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<p>yeah he was less brutal as far as I’ve heard, but idk</p>

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<p>^Yep, and Charlotte Corday killed him. She pretended to have secret traitor letters so that he’d let her in his house, and then she just stabbed him.</p>

<p>Robespierre turned Notre Dame into a temple for “the goddess of reason”.</p>

<p>Louis XIV used to eat dinner behind a gate in the streets of Paris. That way, all of the ordinary peasants could stare at him eating. Talk about an ego.</p>

<p>The Defenestration at Prague: before the 30 Year’s War, some ambassadors from the Holy Roman Empire went to negotiate with the Bohemians, who did not like the new ruler. The Bohemians met them at a tower, and walked the ambassadors up to the top, where they were going to hold a meeting. When they reached the top, the Bohemians threw the ambassadors out the window. They survived the fall though, because they landed in a huge pile of poop.</p>

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<p>lmao it’s funny because the story includes fecal matter!</p>

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<p>^^ of, not at</p>

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<p>High School Life is strange these days…</p>

<p>(I erased all the insults I made)</p>

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<p>HSL is going through a bit of an identity crisis at the moment.</p>