<p>^^^Welcome to religion, would you like a Crusadeburger or maybe our new Country-Fried Jihad?</p>
<p>Oh, and my roommate was only into homeopathic medicine, so when she got sick she would take spoonfuls of weird brown liquid or eat specific dried herbs in hopes of magically getting better. I wanted to tell her to just take a big swig of Nyquil and call it a day.</p>
<p>A “swig”?! I would have suggested the whole bottle 
(I’m a jerk…)</p>
<p>Let me guess: Was she the type of artsy-fartsy student that lived, breathed, and ate everything organic, yet smoked a pack of cigarettes a day?</p>
<p>Hypocrites I tell ya! Hypocrites! They are everywhere!</p>
<p>These stories scare the living **** out of me, as a Junior-almost-Senior in HS.</p>
<p>@Mushaboom - Haha, I didn’t want someone to think that I was implying she should kill herself. Plus, she was consistently stoned, so that glazed her over enough lol. And, yes, she was a theatre major with a visual arts minor (that’ll set her up for a trailblazing career after graduation), and was vegetarian, organic, blahblahblah.</p>
<p>The only entertaining thing about her was that when she was high, she didn’t understand how socks worked, so she would sit on her bed staring at her feet trying to put them on. Yeah. You can’t make that s*** up.</p>
<p>@Cheeky: LOL!!! Love the socks! I think everyone who has had a stoner roommate knows a story similar to that.</p>
<p>@SLightManifesto: If it makes you feel any better, I’m the only one in my group of friends who didn’t come out of the dorm feeling thrilled [or at least content] with my roommate assignment.</p>
<p>you guys think your roommate is bad? at least you didnt have to be exposed to yours like me! i consider myself a really nice open minded guy but my roommate is just plan FREAKY and completely inappropriate.</p>
<p>I dont know if he is gay or whatever but he watches porn all day either nude or in his boxers and often asks me to join him (***?!) why doesnt he ask if he thinks it bothers me since i leave all the time unless i need to sleep </p>
<p>ALSO! he is on online webcamming through the weeee hours of the night. one time i even heard someone call my name from the computer i turn around and see someone he is talking to on his freakin computer waving at me! ***!? its not cool he is not cool i cant believe people like him exists!</p>
<p>b ump</p>
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<p>i’ve heard it’s explosively spicy</p>
<p>buh dum chinch</p>
<p>haha, oh man. true horror stories in here.</p>
<pre><code> My roommate is so unhygienic. There will be half eaten apples, food wrappers, old eaten off plates where we sleep and its disgusting. A lot of the time she just throws stuff on the ground and NEVER cleans it up unless I ask her to. Her clean clothes will be put in with her dirty clothes and then it stinks up the room. When the room gets stinky then I have to open up the window which then makes the whole room cold and its winter time. She literally hasn’t cleaned her bed sheets and spreads since we got here in September (its December). Then she continuously puts her sheets on my bed and it grosses me out because she also a condition with her head. We have sky beds so the beds are put together so its even more of a hassle. One time I found her freaking underwear on my bed and it was so repulsive. She also stays in the room for hours and never leaves. I never get any time to my self because she will stay in the room for the whole day. Also at night she’ll stay on her computer till around 2-3 am ( I try to go to sleep around 11-11:30). A lot of the times her constant, close, extremely loud typing keeps me up. Not only does her typing keep me up but she talks to her friends so she laughs a lot and keeps me up. She also always asks to borrow my stuff and its annoying because she has clothes but they are dirty because she never washes them. Its just so disgusting and she’s so annoying. All of this accumulates to me being annoying and fatigued. Most of the time I want to be away from my room because she is always there. Any suggestions?
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