<p>Recently I've been hearing a few "horror stories," meant to impress upon me just how brutal and random the application process is. Usually, though, there's an underlying error.</p>
<p>One kid I know thought a good interview answer for "Why do you want to go into medicine?" was, "To honor my parents and keep my family financially stable." Another kid insisted on only applying to research powerhouses despite hating research and never doing any. (And despite having a mom who was herself a researcher.) When these two kids got rejected from several medical schools, horrified gasps circled around their friends: Wow, these two are so smart! And they worked so hard! Medical school is really unfair! And I couldn't help but think: actually, that's pretty predictable. </p>
<p>Here's the most recent story I've heard, though. Once again, all his friends are up in arms, and once again the story makes perfect sense.</p>
<p>Edgar is a 3.6/36. He applied last year and didn't get in anywhere, so he retook the MCAT and is trying again this year. Out of frustration -- he has to reapply, after all -- he has decided he's going to apply to a ton of schools: 71, to be exact. Surely he'll get into several of them. In the end, Edgar gets two interviews. He hasn't heard back from one of them yet, but he's been rejected from the other. He is furious and frustrated and is calling all of his friends to complain about what a nightmare this process has been. His friends are all shocked, and one of them comes to me.</p>
<p>To me, this is all very obvious. Edgar has made at least five major mistakes, any two of which are sufficient to explain what happened.</p>
<p>1.) Don't retake the MCAT. Or, more accurately, wait until you're ready before you take it the first time. Edgar's telling all of his friends he has a 36, but in reality is a combination of a 30 and a 36. So he's not a 36 at all, and his friends shouldn't be so horrified that a 36 is getting rejected.</p>
<p>2.) Take the MCAT *early *-- or at least not horrifically late. Edgar got his 36 on a second retake the October of his application cycle. I was horrified enough to hear that he had contemplated an August exam, but an October is just going to sink you, period. For obvious reasons, schools aren't even going to look at your application until your MCAT score is in -- but by then you're already really very late in the process. Many schools had given away 1/3rd of their spots by the time Edgar took the MCAT.</p>
<p>3.) Reapplying is dangerous if you didn't take a school seriously the first time around. During his first cycle, Edgar had originally sent out 23 primaries but gotten bored and only done 4 of the secondaries. If you were one of those 19 schools seeing him the second time around, what would you think of him? Both schools that interviewed Edgar the second time around were among the 4 he had done originally. Not a coincidence.</p>
<p>4.) Write good essays. And listen to your friends. Edgar's personal statement is a disaster. Poor flow, no relevance to medicine, and numerous problems with basic word usage. One mistake in particular is so common that I have taken to calling it an "Edgar": using a very large word where a smaller one will do, but actually using the large word incorrectly. Edgar has had friends who have told him this, but he's disregarded everything they've told him.</p>
<p>5.) Don't bite off more than you can chew. *Secondaries are important, and it's important to take them seriously. * If you can't give a secondary your full attention, it's better not to have it in front of you. And nobody can handle 71. Think 20. At a maximum. If you're efficient and fast. Pick 20 schools and apply to those. Combine a rush with Edgar being a poor writer, and you can easily imagine some historically awful secondary essays.</p>