Hot girls at U of C?

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<p>i love how this is basically the most active topic in the uchicago forum.</p>

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<p>i love how im the most sexually active on the UChicago forum...</p>

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<p>The above is debatable...</p>

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<p>well, since i stole your GF, i dont think it really is...</p>

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<p>I think the most sexually active person on this forum probably isn't on this forum all the time talking about how sexually active he/she is.</p>

<p>(no hard feelings, just a thought)</p>

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<p>Well, i was including masturbation as activeness....</p>

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<p>I don't think masturbation constitutes sexual activity...more like aesexual activity...</p>

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<p>And masturbation is evil anyway. God doesn't masturbate. But you said you were God. Which is it, Esquared, which is it?</p>

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<p>Well, depends on your definition of God. Zeus sure lusted a lot.</p>

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<p>Where does it say God doesnt masturbate...How do you think he made Adam and Eve out of nothingness</p>

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<p>If God MADE Adam and Eve, he wasn't masturbating. He was creating.</p>

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<p>Well i think we've officially extinguished the original masturbation joke</p>

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<p>Osiris masturbated.</p>

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<p>Can't resuscitate the joke now, neverborn, trust me on this one.</p>

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<p>So what is this "Hot girls at U of C?" about? </p>

<p>The Sex God Esquared.</p>

<p>(Whether 'sex' is the correct word, as reading<em>is</em>sexy pointed out, is disputable.)</p>

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<p>I declare this thread officially vacated.</p>

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<p>Nike, respond to my PM, dammit.</p>

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<p>"A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!" - Mandark</p>

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<p>"If God MADE Adam and Eve, he wasn't masturbating. He was creating."</p>

<p>Both of your claims are equally hollow.</p>

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<p>Almost as hollow as the punch line of the now nonexistent joke.</p>