how to get a girl like me

<p>Wow. That's just... wow.</p>

<p>Julia C.? Emeril's kinda hot...</p>

<p>Julia Child!~!!</p>

<p>She rocks!! She's so senile..and she wears odd colored clothes</p>

<p><a href="http://www.nefsc.noaa.gov/read/popdy/monkfish/pictures/julia_child_monk.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.nefsc.noaa.gov/read/popdy/monkfish/pictures/julia_child_monk.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>What is she holding!?!</p>

<p>a monkfish
here's another look at her:</p>

<p><a href="http://www.current.org/people/peop810child.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.current.org/people/peop810child.jpg&lt;/a>
<a href="http://www.tomataduplenty.com/Tomata/JuliaChild.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.tomataduplenty.com/Tomata/JuliaChild.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Monkfish does not look appetizing.</p>

<p>there is currently a monkfish on malcolm in the middle</p>

<p>Amazing. I still don't plan on watching Malcolm in the Middle.</p>

<p>Just kidding, what channel?</p>

<p>Fox---------------</p>

<p>If I only knew my channels.</p>

<p>Thats so sad oh so sad.</p>

<p>I just hit the 'favorite channels' button. I'm lazy like that.</p>

<p>oh so so so so so sad.</p>

<p>How to get a girl like Anisha</p>

<p>1) Be smart, but not a smart-ass.
2) Don't apply for the same things Anisha is applying for. But if you do, please scrawl "I SUCK, PLEASE REJECT ME" on your application. in big letters. in chocolate frosting.
3) Be funny, handsome, nice.
4) BE TALL and reasonably athletic. or loook like you are reasonably athletic.</p>

<p>An easier way to get a girl like anisha would be with money. She's a gold-digger y'all. And you know I'm serious when I say y'all, because I'm from Minnesota.</p>

<p>HAHA.i aint searchin fo money. actually money is a plus. howevah, ya gotta pay attention to the ESSENTIAL 4, yall. ;)</p>

<p>Anisha lies. If you're not Bill Gates, she doesn't want you.</p>

<p>seems like she wants an nba baller</p>

<p>Actually, anisha wants Little Jonny K.</p>

<p>What about Hugh Hefner? grr, sexy beast!</p>

<p>Johnny K. Is MINE</p>