<p>Timbuktu martha. Don't want anyone to know you're associated with the tide, eh? Don't worry, I wouldn't want to be either.</p>
<p>'CANES > tide</p>
<p>hahaha. hugh hefner already has 3 girlfriends: holly, kendra, and whatsherface..</p>
<p>TIDE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else (except for usc-- i'm not delusional)</p>
<p>whatsherface=martha</p>
<p>That's no fair. Hugh Heffner doesn't like me.</p>
<p>yeah. he hates you- he told me last night.</p>
<p>what does hugh have that I don't have. Other than a gazillion dollars.</p>
<p>A sexy body.</p>
<p>playboy mansion
hot tub
silk robe
white hair
nose hair
ear hair</p>
<p>wrinkly...I won't say it :D</p>
<p>aren't they all?</p>
<p>that old saggy body. He probably takes a bottle of viagra just to get out of bed. I play ball, not too bulky but not skiny and frail. 6'7 215 and I can posterize kobe if I wanted</p>
<p>Hugh looks salty to me...like beef jerky in a red robe...:D</p>
<p>You're 6'7"? That's tall...</p>
<p>Can you touch rainbows?</p>
<p>not rainbows but i have bumped heads with some low clouds</p>
<p>Oh, such a shame.</p>
<p>I only like guys who can touch rainbows. Hugh Heffner can touch rainbows, he may use a step-stool, but he still touches them.</p>
<p>impressive... so you're a foot and 1.5 inches taller than me. I feel short.</p>
<p>Yeah, like a foot and 2 inches taller than me. I also feel short. Then again, I never feel tall anymore. I haven't been tall since 6th grade.</p>
<p>You are a foot taller than me...wow!</p>
<p>I've never been tall. Ne-ver! But Hugh likes average-ish height girls.</p>
<p>HAHA
noo whats her name...the girl who looks like heather locklear!
<em>googles</em>
Oh its bridget! sorry martha..</p>