How to make Millions in Life

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>I have a passion for expensive cars, sexy women, mansions, etc.</p>

<p>In order to pursue my passions, I need money.</p>

<p>What's the most effective way to make shi@#@tons of money? I was planning on something medical - specifically specialty surgery - but, upon research, that doesn't seem like the most lucrative field considering you have to go to school for ~12 yrs. </p>

<p>Now I'm thinking something with business. Maybe iBanking to start off with, then working my way up. I hear the bonuses can be pretty exorbitant.</p>

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<p>Uhmmmm… Uhmmmm… This is a bad question–I’ll try to answer.</p>

<p>I will not include jobs such as Steve Jobs or Bill Gate, as chances are nil. Doctor would not buy you mansions or expensive cars unless you do it in a somewhat wealthy suburb as a specialist. </p>

<p>Venture capitalism is a lucrative field, if you have the gut to risk and the smarts to fish.</p>

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<p>win the lottery.
real estate.
money laundering.
misc pyramic schemes.
the usual technique, ya know?
in all seriousness, you need to be a visionary, an entrepreneur, and pretty gosh darn smart. Or very, very, very lucky.</p>

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<p>Yeah, hedge fund managing is certainly one way to make millions. You have to be good at what you do though. Very good, in fact.</p>

<p>The bonuses are not only exorbitant, they’re downright scandalous.</p>

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<p>Invent something</p>

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<p>Is this a ■■■■■? If it’s not: you’re *<strong><em>ing stupid. If it is: you’re still *</em></strong>ing stupid.</p>

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<p>organized crime</p>

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<p>Sit out at street corners with a homeless sign. I guess 80k a year is too little for you, though.</p>

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<p>//I will not include jobs such as Steve Jobs //</p>

<p>I lawled.</p>

<p>Internet venture or invention/patent. Or write an awesome and popular book.</p>

<p>Actually, thinking about Twilight, just write a popular book for pubescent girls. It doesn’t have to be any good.</p>

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With the million notes of “■■■■■■■■” there are in the world, striking the perfect one has no chance, unfortunately.</p>